< bedford >"The flight plan I just listed with David Cameron lists me, my men, Captain Eurobeat here, but only one, of you. First one to talk, gets to stay in my landcraft!"
"first :p" replied Sefer, grinning. The rest of the fellowship groaned, but their dismay was shortlived as the Nazgul swarmed over the car, sending it flying across the road. Richard Fuller was thrown from the vehicle, which came to a stop before the wooden castle in Russel Park. TMV looked down from the barricades high above.
"looks like weve got an assalt boys."
hundreds of children with weapons and armor appeared on the castle walls and began firing down at the car. bolets were strong and cut into the armor and an explosion, lucky for the fellowship they got out and into cover behind big rocks. however, there was lots of children with weapons and armor, and they had a big castle. the nazgul were circling around. it was a three way battle. takumi fujiwara got out two p90s for everyone except sefer who could not be trusted, however because she was a jew, she could materialize a galil out of thin air, calling upon ancient ancestral powers. it was a bit racist tbh, but a gun's a gun.
"now we've got so let's get move" said takumi, gesturing. him and frank underwood pop out of cover and spray towards the castle providing covering fire as sefer and captain eurobeat sneak out of rocks and dig tunnel under inside castle. the nazgul is swarming around and go in for the kill. george costanza swarm in close on his horse towards takumi and pull out baseball bat for kill attack.
"look out takumi."
takumi hearing words at last moment and duck. then he aim gun and shoot into george constanza blood spraying out and he falling off horse and then hundreds of children with weapons and armor shooting him. however, lots of them killed when oro and lord pilot set up bazooka and into them and shoot rockets that explode.
"damn. we're taking heavy fucking losses." said velt, a fat greasy individual in a string vest. "im calling in air support."
meanwhile, sefer and captain eurobeat climb out of tunnel underneath and inside castle. they shoot the guards fighting from corridor to corridor and fighting way to top. the twins from the second matrix film come and start cutting with knives. outside the bullets are everywhere, takumi looks across. morpheus got a bullet in what is bleeding. sephiroth (from the good final fantasy games) is dead and blood pooling out. then he hear sound. two F/A-18 Super Hornets were flying above and swoop down. They unleashed cannon rounds towards them. Takumi grab his good friend Steven Pinker and pull him away before an explosion engulf the rocks they are hiding behind. morpheus and sephiroth are dead, frank underwood however is survive. whole body gone dark pitch black like evil.
"nanomachines, son."
he jump up onto plane and punch it in half. then he take front half with gun and use it like gun shooting down other plane as he falling. the plane explode in a fire and crash into the castle blowing up the wall and killing the evil twins from the matrix inside. takumi run to storm it when hand goes around foot.
"i can feel it. bleeding out of me."
"blood?" sadi takumi fujiwara looking down to richard fuller who had been hurt by the combat.
"political. capitol. i'll never recover from this." said richard fuller. "war on the streets of bedford." he said and died. takumi fujiwara shedding little tear, then run up wall into castle and shoot. captain eurobeat and sefer climbing up stairs. the nazgul come in closer, sefer throw a sex gas grenade that hits george lucas (with no hair) and he fall off his horse and chase after velt. the two disappear down the hole digged by sefer and captain eurobeat and a grenade then make the roof fall in covering up the hole. the fighting was violence. people dying left and right. takumi run out of bullets so he throw gun instead that cuts five people in half then he looks at the camera and winks. all the guys falling into a circle shooting around them.
"fuck this. we shouldn't have eco'd." said sefer. she picked up an ak-47 what the evil velt commander had used and began to shoot. revolver ocelot exploded and then dril ran away, and some of the nazgul were left and were mortaring the castle. an explosion leveled one of the towers and it fell down and crushed some guys what werent main characters.
"we need to get inside." said frank underwood. they found the gate and went to get inside but when it was open standing behind it was Darth Mark in black robes standing mysterious. he put out a lightsaber and a blade of it comes out and two like a double-bladed lightsaber.
music starting playing.
"we'll handle this." said phillippe scheidemann and him and captain eurobeat. towards Mark with their and get out lightsabers.
"we'll take the long way." said princess sefer "padme amidala" yetzirah walking off with the rest of the soldiers. Mark fighting philippe and captain eurobeat and inside into a huge energy production plant with big towers through an energy field and WRRRM WRRRM SHICHSHSHSHSHS WRHIRIRIRHMMM is the sounds produced. meanwhile sefer and soldiers fighting valiantly but one died but they kept fighting because they needed to for justice. VRRRMW WHHWMWM WHMMMM and they flipped and flicked around and flew up onto more bridges. then darth Mark put sword through phillipe scheidemman oh no!
captain eurobeat so angry he got in and cut mark in half. he fell into the hole but did he die? anyway. youll find out in the sequel. i promise. sefer fight to the throne room. in there is TMV.
"surrender." said sefer.
"no your not my mum."
"no, i
am your mother."
"no. no. that's not true! that's impossibel!"
"search your feelings; you know it to be true."
"nooo!" said TMV like a whiney bitchboy. "noooo!"
"TMV! you can destroy KANYE. he has foreseen this. it is your destiny. join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as mother and son!" she said, frowning and turning to the camera. "doesn't really have the same impact, does it?"
tmv looking around and sees around him big hole to which he is previously unaware.
"come with me." said sefer. "it is the only way."
TMV instead opting to jump down big hole. then the soldiers are surrendering and the nazgul retrate away back to the KANYE lands.
"a winner is us." said takumi fujiwara. captain eurobeat looking to sefer and a laugh come out and said.
"haha. where'd you get that one from?" he said.
"yeah thats right haha". she said. "i made all that up didn't i."
or did she?