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    To be a Battler

    Yenot
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    Post by Yenot Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:17 pm

    So, a while ago, me and my friends IRL had a cosplay group, and we were going to do Kingdom Hearts with it.
    Well, one of the things that came of it was a retuning of the song 'I'll make a man out of you' from the Disney movie Mulan.

    Well, after hearing the song again, I thought, well gee, what if we applied that to BZPB!

    This is the result of about 5 minutes re wording the song, so let me know how horribly it sucks and how to make it better.

    To be a Battler.

    Let's get down to business
    To defeat the nuns
    Did they send me to the slaughter
    When I asked for buns?
    You're the craziest bunch
    I ever met
    But you can bet
    Before we're through
    Mister, I'll make a Battler
    out of you

    Glitchy as Vista
    And on fire within
    Once you find your cruiser
    you are sure to win
    You spineless, metal
    Makuta scum
    You can't even find Blue
    Somehow I'll make a battler
    out of you

    I've never had
    a breath
    Say good-bye to those
    who love you
    Boy, was I a fool on Destral
    for cutting gym
    I've got these guy's
    scared to death
    Hope he doesn't shoot
    right through me
    Now I really wish that I
    knew how to swim

    We must be swift as
    a coursing Rargroove
    (Be a man)
    With all the force
    of the great Blackout
    With all the strength
    of a raging Ynot
    Mysterious as the
    dark side of the Klaaaaaak

    Uterio is racing toward us
    till the guns arrive
    Eat my every order
    and you not might survive
    You're unsuited for
    this Endless war
    So pack up, go home
    you're through
    How could I make a battler
    out of you?

    We must be swift as
    a coursing Rargroove
    With all the force
    of the great Blackout
    With all the strength
    of a raging Ynot
    Mysterious as the
    dark side of the Klaaaaaak

    We must be swift as
    a coursing Rargroove
    With all the force
    of the great Blackout
    With all the strength
    of a raging Ynot
    Mysterious as the
    dark side of the Klaaaaaak
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    To be a Battler Empty Re: To be a Battler

    Post by Klak Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:58 am

    THIS IS FRACKING EPIC AND HILARIOUS! Well done, Ynot! XD

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