BZPower Battles

*Heads sprout up around the ship*

Shaern: What do you mean 'two'?

Sonia: The whole crew is here, hun.

Blade: Hmph! hmmtrg!

Sreda: Ignore him, he's a drag...

Kurenistu: So, we Depart soon, I surmise?

Vultran: This will be an interesting experiment.

Kami & Kaze: We sshall be delighted to Assssist.

Trixitin: I care not what sorcery this be, but you can count on my alliance in this endeavor.

Cicero: It sounds like you three are going to be ankle deep in adventure, With this crew of salty sea dogs, we'll get your Keruvium. For a fee..

*Is shot*

Xeno: She be pulleen ye leg, mates. Dees one be on oos.

OOS: Trying out new accents where I think they fit...let me know what you think

EDIT:
For some reason, I can't get the scene where Ynot and Crew stormed the troll who shall not be named's fortress
Anyone else have moments like that in this game. Just defining moments of Awesome?

[ @ Most of You: ]

Belldandy: Hmmm...*Shrugs* Oh well.

*She uses some kind of holy energy to pierce the fading Eclipse field*

*Cassie does the same*

*The two disappear*

*...*

[ Aboard the Bebop: ]

Makoto: *Vigorously shakes Moss' hand* Hello hello~! My name's Makoto! Nice to meet'cha~!

...

Zev: *Has returned to his room*

*He changes form again: The body of a young man with shaggy, jawlength blonde hair, icy blue eyes, a small scar on his chin, and clothes like a peasant's - Save for an epaul engraved with a tree and a crescent moon on his left shoulder, and two daggers sheathed horizontally on the front and back of his belt*

Zev: *Narrows eyes* I promise you, Paige...I'll find them. And I'll maim them so badly the rivers run red. Then...I'm coming for you, Blackout. You won't be the first god I've killed...Even the Fourth Wall can't protect you...From me!!

*He briefly gives a huge Slasher Smile, giggling in his distorted voice, before laying down in bed*

*Zev quickly falls asleep...*

Praepositus to Asumaru and Hokagtsu: Hmmm... They're all so relevant. Try to at least scatter them.

Aeturnus to Xeno: I'm having an army made. I fight for weapons, my army has everything but equipment. Thankyou but no.

Praepositus: *sudden relisation* Wait! If we're all helping each other to the Keruvim, who's going to actually get it?

---

*The humans are currently drilling their troops. Very well trained and slick in their movements.*

*Kakamu passes out, then wakes up again on a makeshift bed on the Ironclad*

Kakamu: Ughh... Must... escape... nightmare...

OOS: Accent tryout is awesome. And I'm thinking....Oh sorry, I can't think over the sound of how awesome I am.

*Klak nods and smiles*

Me: Thanks for your help. Let's set off ASAP.

*whispers to Nadle*

Me: And I thought Zev hanged out with crazy people.

Nadle: "I believe the one to get it should be Klak. He'll keep it safe."

Perseus: "No. None of us should. The Keruvim chooses."

Me: Wait, where's Belidandy?

Nadle: "It would be a good investment for us if she is in this mission. But I'm afraid there are enough people involved."

Perseus: "What, the giant god-like robot didn't convince you?"

*there is an explosion*

Blackout: Ugh.

*Shika is suddenly yanked into a portal*

Blackout: Say hello to the space in-between dimensions.

*several missiles fly out of Blackout's back and hit the Ironclad*

*Kakamu snaps out of his nightmare when the missiles hit the Ironclad, and sits up*

Kakamu: Ow. Where's Blackout?

*one of the missiles hits the room where Kakamu is, and an explosion ensues*

*Klak blocks the missles, shoots a blast of light at Blackout*

*Perseus and Nadle fly out of the ship and fire a barrage of energy blasts at him*

*Kakamu gets up and rubs his head*

*the blasts hit Blackout, but he takes no damage*

Blackout: How pathetic.

*the :bom: emoticon appears, flies towards Klak, Perseus and Nadle, and explodes*

*Ynot swats the :bom: emoticon back at Blackout*

Hokagetsu: We have no interest in the Keruvium. Whoever wants it can have it.

Sasuken: (Over com): GET YOU REARS IN BATTLE STATIONS!

Asumaru: Roll out!

*The Ironclad transforms and takes aim on Blackout*

Shaern: FIRE!

*A hail-fire of every known weaponry rains down on Blackout*

Praepositus: Perfect. If we're going to kill blackout, we need to spread out all of our fire-power. *points at Aeturnus* Aeturnus and I should get out.

*Pulls out a couple of 18th century style pistols.*

Aeturnus: Praepositus, take these. You won't get an oppertunity to get close to Blackout. *hands pistols over* You won't run out of ammo, these are self-charging ion pistols. Not the most powerful but leave a nasty sting.

Blackout: I don't think you people realize something. The Vrai could not defeat me. The Great Beings could not contain me. Zev could not slay me. The combined forces of a thousand species could not destroy me. The Architect could not prevent me from wiping out a universe to cross over into his. Unicron could not stand against me. Now, think. Why would I now be stopped by a copycat wannabe god, his crew, a bunch of treasure hunters and two humans?

*a portal opens in front of the Ironclad's hailfire, and it flies in*

*it emerges just behind it, and hits, with no room for avoidance*

*a whole lot of :bom: emoticons fall from the sky and explode, curiously avoiding Blackout*

*meanwhile*

Deadbolt: What do we do, cap'n?

Deathsaurus: We leave. But first.....we leave them a parting gift. *presses a button on a remote*

*Nadle and Klak are suddenly trapped in their worst nightmares*

???: *In an English accent* Mind if I take a crack at it?

*Dark, rust-red fire suddenly erupts against Blackout's back*

*The culprit rises up: A gigantic, rust-red astral projection of Wekiga*

Wekiga: Zev's asleep right now...So, I decided to have a little fun with Blackout. You're unlikely to know me...But I know all about you. I've known for years, and years, and years. And I just wanted to test something out...

*He throws a disk of dark fire, which curves around Blackout; angling down, towards - !!*

Krchng krchng!

*Both of Blackout's heels are slashed at viciously*

Wekiga: ...Didn't work? Oh well.

*Four spheres of gray fire appear around Wekiga, before spinning rapidly into a circle*

*They start lobbing spheres of gray fire at Blackout*

Wekiga: Come on...Show me why you're feared. Show me why so many demons I've devoured worshipped the shadow of your shadow.

*His projection's face shows a wide, luminescent grin, and white circles for eyes*

Wekiga: ...Show me why Zev is so hooked on fighting you.

*Perseus carries the collapsing Klak and Nadle to the bed room*

*he leaves, carrying his blade*

Perseus: "Get your weapons ready. This Wekiga fellow is drawing Blackout's fire away from us. We cannot afford more damage!"

---

*Klak's first nightmare consists of hundreds of explosions and a collapsing city*

*He hears The Norman scream, then sees her get killed by a mysterious figure*

*Treveya is zapped to bits by what appears to be Blackout*

*Klak runs to Blackout, but he disappears*

*At his feet, he sees the corpses of his comrades, while his enemies roam free*

*the Figure from before comes behind Klak, and stabs him*

*Klak stares at the Figure, who is F-Klak, and has the Voice from before, this time mixed with Blackout and Akzer's voice*

F-Klak: "The sorrows begin!!"

---

*As Klak screams, Nadle's nightmare is about flowers. Lot's and lots of flowers.*

[ Onboard the Bebop II: ]

*In the cafeteria, a girl watches Moss, Shroom, Makoto, and Ursakune shyly...*


*She has dark blue hair in a pineapple haircut, wears a green jacket and green skirt, and the owl pictured is sitting on the table beside her*

*Eating meat buns and some kind of kimchi, she keeps from looking at the group, before...*

Makoto: Chrome-chan~! Chrome-chan~! C'mon over here~!

Chrome: *Blushes, keeping head down* N...No thank you, if that's okay...

Makoto: She's so cute~ Heheh! Get over here, silly!

Chrome: ... *Takes a bite of kimchi* ...

Makoto: She'll come around~!

Praepositus: Bring the ship lower, we'll try to utilize our strength.

*He gets used to the feel of the guns in his hand.*

Kakamu: Time to do what I haven't done in over a hundred millennia... summon them again.

*Kakamu gets out his own remote-shaped object, presses a button, and a tall blue-armoured being appears, along with a distorted machine with four arms*

???: State your... Kakamu?

Kakamu: Don't worry, Yintral, it's me. I see you still have that waste-of-space robot with you.

Yintral: Who, XK? I'll have you know, I've upgraded all of his systems, including adding an energy bolt launcher, a-

Kakamu: Whatever. Listen, we're on a ship. I think it's the Ironclad.

Yintral: The what now?

Kakamu: Never mind. All you need to know is that this ship and its crew are on our side. Remember Makuta Blackout?

Yintral: Vaguely.

Kakamu: Well, he's turned insane and somehow got the power of a god. We need to stop him. I have a plan, but you and your robot need to buy me some time.

Yintral: His name is XK-6.

Kakamu: Whatever. Just go out there and fight Blackout!!

*Yintral and XK-6 teleport out of the Ironclad and look at Blackout*

Yintral: Nasty... well, here goes nothing...

*Yintral and XK-6 fire energy spheres and bullets at Blackout*

Ursakune: Hey there, that is a nice owl you have there, what's its name?

*Ursakune puts his arm around Moss*

Moss: What are you doing!?

Ursakune: I am merely showing affection...

Moss: Well, go show affection somewhere else!

*Ursakune takes his arm off Moss*

*Ursakune goes towards Makato and nuzzles his head into her arm*

Shroom: So, why are you on the bebop, Makato?

[Aboard the Bebop II: ]

*At Ursakune's question, Chrome flinches*

Chrome: Oh! Um - Uh...Well, um...You...You see, uh...

*The owl chuckles softly, before he speaks in a soft Italian accent*

Owl: My name is Gufo della Nebbia...But you may call me Neb, if you wish.

Chrome: *Bows head* Yeah... *Takes another bite of kimchi*

Makoto: *To Shroom* Well...I'm the assistant of one of their finest scientists. I'm also a good fist fighter.

*She begins shadow-boxing, making sound effects*

Makoto: Fwoof fwoof fwoof...!

*Blackout shrugs off the attacks and blows everybody away with a massive cyclone*

Wekiga's Astral Projection: Cheh.

*He releases a shockwave outward, preventing the cyclone from hitting him fully*

*However, his right forearm has been slashed off by the bit that got through*

Wekiga's Astral Projection: *Unleashes a wave of magenta plasma towards Blackout*

*The plasma swirls around him, before crashing inward*

*Blackout takes no damage from the plasma*

Blackout: And yet again you throw rocks at a god. Give up.

*another :bom: emote appears above Wekiga, falls and explodes*

*The Astral Projection's head has been blown off*

*However, along with the severed forearm, it begins to reform*

Wekiga's Projection: And you throw bombs at a mirage. A powerful mirage, but, still...Surely you know how to dispel an astral projection?

*He places his hand on the ground, channeling long chains of black runes surrounded by red auras into the rock and soil*

Wekiga's Projection: Carnage Mountain.

*Suddenly, titanic columns of earth shoot up, wrapping around and around*

Wekiga's Projection: *Uses his plasma shockers to melt the earth into magma, which shapes into a massive sphere that scalds Blackout's massive form*

*Next, the projection removes the heat, turning it into an earthen sphere*

W.'s Projection: C'mon. I don't have much time left to play.

*He summons gray fire to his hands...*

Ynot: Easy. *Winces as the blasts hit* Because Blackout. You. Have. Never. Truly. Beaten me!

*Unleashes his Aura blast while the Ironclad blasts Blackout again*

Ynot: And if you can't beat me, what makes you think you can beat me, my crew, and all your ex followers?

*The Aura blast releases the MU inhabitants from Blackout's control*

Ynot: And now your inner-workings will rebel as well. Good luck.

*D-Klak screams once more as he is being tortured*

*One of the chains suddenly begins to have a blue wisp appear around it*

*The chains suddenly break, and DK lands, cackling*

DK: "I told you I'd escape you stupid idiots!"

*He Force pushes the door open, and begins slicing into Ensigns in the hallways*

*DK Force Lightning's the other guards, and teleports away to where everyone else is*

DK: "Now, where is that large power source... *looks up* Oh hai Blackout! *gets knocked by the cyclone into the air, and crashes into the Ironclad*

*Perseus grabs him and pulls him inside*

Perseus: "You have bad timing you know!"

DK: "I was having a shocking time at Uterio's. What happened?"

*they walk into the room where Nadle and Klak are lying*

Perseus: "Someone gave them nightmares, probably Blackout or Deathsaurus. Any worse, and they shall slip into a coma. We also need help taking on that monster out there."

*D-Klak grabs a vial, and pours it on the patients*

DK: "Somehow I still have my sword and kit, even if they tortured me. This will do the trick, but they might not sleep well for the next week."

---

*Nadle sees all the flowers die, and large letters appear saying "THANKS FOR PLAYING"*

*Klak wakes up, screaming in fear*

Me: They killed them! All of them!

Perseus: "Calm yourself! We have to find the Keruvim. Our allies will distract Blackout long enough."

*Suddenly, D-Klak collapses to the floor, having convulsions*

*He speaks in a deep, grueling voice* "Aga. MEMNON. PEPTIS!!!"

*Perseus clutches his stomach, and nods*

Perseus: "*grunts* Right....it's near. We Knights have been cursed to get sick whenever the Keruvim is near."

Nadle: "I do believe it is right below us, old sport."

*they all jump out, and D-Klak limps to a patch in the ground*

DK: "Here! *in a grueling voice* HERE IT IS!!"

*They begin to dig*

*Praepositus runs to D-Klak.*

Praepositus: What happened with Uterio and Blackout, tell me everything!

Aeturnus:*quietly, almost a mumble* I don't like this, we're too vulnerable. This thing goes down and we're all dead men.

*He sits down in a corner and begins to smoke yet another cigar.*

---

*The training in the human army continues. The crackshots are singled out to form elite sniper squadrons and officers elected. The main armies work as follows: One Lieutenant for every 56 privates, one Major for every 4 lieutenants, one colonel for every 6 Majors and a Field Marshal. 1356 men in total. The Field Marshal would be Aeturnus. (Sergeants and corporals have been listed as privates. The other ranks of officers do not run in the main army but appear as intelligence officers, a field not yet apliable.*

OOS: I will list this all on the Wiki.

*D-Klak grins*

DK: "If I were a prick, I'd say he was dead. But sadly, Uterio's still kicking. And now that you have a human friend and are within reach of the Keruvim, you might just become one of his newest favorites."

*Blackout deflects the aura blast at Wekiga, THE REAL WEKIGA*

OOS: THE MU INHABITANTS AREN'T INSIDE BLACKOUT AND HE DOESN'T NEED THEM TO FUNCTION ANYWAY.

*Yintral and XK-6 regain balance and start firing at Blackout again*

*Meanwhile, Kakamu's heartlight starts to flicker*

Kakamu: My end is near. I must work quickly...

*Kakamu rummages through a box of junk on the Ironclad, and pulls out a cylindrical-shaped object*

Kakamu: Ah! An energy amplifier... this is just what I need.

Praepositus: Kakamu, is there anything I can do? We need you alive, what's wrong?

*Aeturnus continues sitting and smoking his cigar.*

Kakamu: Friend, even biomechanicals like me can die of old age. And I can feel it coming. I sense I only have a few hours or so left. I must do something in those hours to make my life count.

*Kakamu gets out his Kanoka of Teleportation and teleports in front of Blackout*

*Kakamu holds the energy amplifier to his chest*

Kakamu: I'm going NOVAAAAA!!!!

*Kakamu glows yellow, and pours all of his nova energy into the amplifier, which directs it right at Blackout's head*

Blackout: NOOOOO!!!!!

*Blackout's head explodes spectacularly, and the rest of his body falls to the ground in slow-motion*

OOS: No, he's not dead. I would never kill off the main villain.

Praepositus: Land this ship! *to himself* Threat is nutralised. *now in his head* Blackout is dead. Uterio's age of supremacy has begun, and his vassals will surely receive royal rewards.

Aeturnus: *stands up* We should get moving, the Keruvim goes to Uterio. Any questions?

*The keruvim is theirs for the taking. They would, however, have to get rid of Belldandy.*

Praepositus: Actually, before we land, kill all those on the ground. *bows head in shame* Even Kakamu. *turns away*

OOS: Blackout,

The real Wekiga was nowhere near you.

OOS: BWAAAAARGH WHY DOES ADRASTOS HAVE TO RESPOND TO EVERY SPAM POST?!

Zev: The Homeroom Idol wrote:OOS: Blackout,

The real Wekiga was nowhere near you.

OOS: Zev,

I cannot keep track of the exact location of every character.

*meanwhile, in Blackout's remains, a noise is heard*

Kakamu: I have... completed... my destiny... ughhhh.....

*Kakamu's heartlight turns off and his eyes turn black*

*Trantoshen appears at Kakamu's side*

Trantoshen: Father! I have found... you... NO!

*Trantoshen puts his hand on Kakamu's heartlight*

Trantoshen: He's... dead... ARGGGGHH!!

*Trantoshen teleports away*

OOS: Bravo, Blackout! I always thought Kakamu would die this way.

*Trantoshen is struck by a bolt of energy just before he teleports away*

*the source of the bolt is revealed to be Blackout's battered original body*

Blackout: I.....am.....not.....DEAD!

Trantoshen: YOU! *Launches multiple fireballs at Blackout*

*the fireballs disappear, and Trantoshen is telekinetically pulled towards Blackout, who begins choking him*

OOS: I don't think Makuta can make fireballs disappear.

OOS: Blackout.

I understand, and apologize for that.

...

*Meanwhile, Wekiga's astral projection begins to fade*

Wekiga's Projection: Oh, bugger...Ah well. I look forward to fighting you again Blackout.

*It fades away completely, leaving not a trace*

...

[ Aboard the Bebop II: ]

Wekiga: *Leaves the cargo hold, glancing about*

*He leaves for...Somewhere else*

[ In the Cafeteria: ]

*Neb the owl has alighted on a table beside Ursakune*

Neb: *In the same soft Italian accent* So...How did you come to know this Shroom fellow?

*He preens himself while waiting*

Chrome: *Has moved to a seat a bit closer to the group*

Makoto: *To Moss* What brings you guys here?

King of Nynrah wrote:OOS: I don't think Makuta can make fireballs disappear.

OOS: No, but I think Makuta who have absorbed the power of a god can.

*Blackout fires a beam out of his eyes at Trantoshen*

OOS: @ Blackout: With the power of GOD MODDING you can!

Ursakune:...

Moss: We are outcasts from a small planet, we have kind of been travelling aimlessly for about two years now

Shroom: Heh, at least Moss here has, I was trying to build a crew for my ship... so Makato, do you know when we are landing?

Moss: *To Ursakune* Come. We have... Better things to do.

*Moss and Ursakune make their way towards the training facility*

Shroom: Wait, where are you-

*Moss and Ursakune are already out of sight, and Shroom looks at Makato, waiting for a reply*

Makoto: *Smiles* We'll be there soon...I dun know exactly when, but soon.

Chrome: *Has finished food* *Bows her head* ... *Gets up, placing the tray on a shelf for cleaning, and leaves*

Neb: Please wait up, Chrome-san. *Salutes Shroom and Makoto with wing* Ciao. *Flies off after Chrome*

Makoto: Hmmmmm...I wonder where she's going...

...

Chrome: *Is following Moss and Ursakune quietly...* Hmmm...

Neb: You've taken a liking to them, hm?

Chrome: Eep! *Hides behind the last corner before the training room* *Looks to Neb* ...Maybe...

*She creeps out from behind the corner, deliberating on whether to follow...*

Neb: Silly girl. Just go talk to them. *Flaps wings, creating a small gust*

Chrome: Waaah! *Goes flipping down the hall, before landing against Moss* ... ... ...

*The bluehaired girl immediately moves away, blushing*

Chrome: M-my name is Chrome Dokuro...I was hoping...That we could train together...

Neb: *Has landed on the ground nearby* Why don't you all train in the VS mode?

Chrome: *Eye not covered by eyepatch widens* N-Neb~!

Neb: No whining. You've kept up on your academics well, but you need to learn a lot more about battles. Your master put me in charge of you for a reason...You've got to learn to be a bit more ruthless.

Chrome: ...Hmmmmm... *Twiddles thumbs nervously* ... *Mumbles* ...

Neb: What was that, Chrome?

Chrome: ...Okay, Neb-san...

Neb: Excellent! *Turns head to look at Moss and Ursakune* If it's alright by you, of course.

Chrome: *Keeps head down* ...

Moss: Sure! I'm all up for it! Ursakune?

Ursakune:*Bows* It would be a pleasure to fight with you.

Moss: So it's settled then, *Puts hand out to Chrome* I'm Moss! Haha~!

*Ursakune scratches his ear with his paw*

Chrome: *Blushes*

Neb: Go ahead, Moss...It's not like she'll bite.

Chrome: ... *Shakes Moss' hand* ...Nice to meet you...

Neb: Benissimo~! Shall we head in?

OOS: Here's Chrome's new page.

http://bzpowerbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Chrome_Dokuro

Sorry I keep making all these pages...

Ursakune: After you, Moss...

*Moss steps in front of Ursakune and goes into the training area*

Moss: Yo! Wonpem! Can we have VS mode please~?

Ursakune: *Looks at Chrome* May this be a good fight for all of us.

OOS: This is a Free for all, right?

OOS: hey Blackout, PM me, got something to run by you.