Since I've been away for a while

Could someone please summarize for me the main events that have been going on in the RPG while I've been on holiday, so I can get back in without the newbies thinking I'm an idiot?

Thanks!

Too late.

Just kidding, well, Rainn and Aster are still at the Café, Chocoman is now guarding the mini-prison that houses a few prisoners from the Malchiorian Jail. Klak is with Ferret's characters and one of Zev's characters, and rounded up a bunch of prisoners that escaped because of Ultron attacking the jail, Caiaphus has left Krustallos and arrived on Malchior IV. He is now fighting everyone like a boss.

Osseron Tyrok and Nasus have been dropped off on a distant planet by D-Klak and co., the Malchiorian Jail is on fire, Yon is planning something, I don't know what Zev's characters are doing other than the ones interacting with Lancer....

Oh, and Ynot is waiting for you on the whole Platinum Lantern arc, which is important. And remember, Figlio is training on Cybertron.

Anyone else can fill in what I've missed.

Okay, another few of my characters, SakuraDarkTwin22's chara, one of Sarge's, and one of Zev's are hanging around a fantasy themed planet called Drackovack on a quesssst

Also I've been editing the wiki, and have a shiny new avatar.

I noticed your wiki rampage. I like how you went from almost no edits to 400+ practically overnight.

It will only get worse until I lose interest for another few months. Especially since I nitpick. >D