[GAME] Wish corruption

He does not, and now has one eye. He is victorious, and becomes the King of Poland.

I wish Yon lives a happy life.

He does, but then he dies.

I wish he would remain dead.

He doesn't remain dead, because he was never dead in the first place!

I wish Yon would die ( corrupt that one)

He is now immortal.

I wish Reverse Psychology didn't always work.

It doesn't. Now it only works on you. Always.

I wish I could use Reverse Psychology on KoN.

You can't.

I wish that didn't seem confusing.

It doesn't. Now everything else seems confusing.

I wish people would remember what corrupting wishes actually meant.

We go mad from the revelation and bite you, turning you into a zombie who can't remember what wish corruption means anyway.

I wish I owned a Gundam.

You do, but it has no power source.

I wish I had a Gundam with a power source.

You do, but you cannot grasp the true form of the powered up Gundam.

I wish DRJ was Giygas.

I become Giygas, but at the cost of your soul.

I wish I could remain Giygas and Klak could keep his soul.

I keep my soul, and you remain Giygas, but you are subsequently defeated by Ness.

I wish I could meet Keichi.

You can, but he robs you and leaves you lying in a ditch.

I wish Klak hadn't been robbed!

Yon is now Psychic and can see with his mind.

I wish I was a better player in the game of Life

You are, but you run into a superior player and lose a PvP battle.

I wish I was that superior player!

You are, but in the course of the battle, I level up, tipping the scales just enough.

I wish People really leveled up IRL

They do, but because of a glitch you are stuck at level 1 forever.

I wish I was at the highest level!

Level Cap 1.

I wish that a GOOD DC vs Marvel Game would be released soon

It is, but you can't buy it.

I wish Company of Heroes 2 would be released sooner.

It is now released tomorrow, full o bugs and glitches, and completely unfinished

I wish that Gamestop will have an extra Darksiders II Collectors Edition available for me to get tuesday

It does, but the disc is so scratched that it is practically unplayable.

I wish I had a playable version!

You do, but nothing to play it on

I wish Jones the best of luck in his upcoming heist

I pull off my upcoming heist, and subsequently frame Ynot for it.

I wish Ynot would go to jail.

I am now in Jail, exactly where I wanted to be for my next heist.

I wish for a spoon

You get one, but it's broken.

I wish for an un-broken spoon.

You get one, but it is also part fork, it is a spork, and it's plastic.

I wish for Super Powers with no Super Weaknesses

You will receive your powers.....in exactly 83 years, 7 hours, 53 minutes and 1 second.

I wish I could get super powers with no super-weaknesses right now.

You can now breath under water, congrats.

I wish people would be more respectful of me

A man called George People suddenly starts being very respectful of you, even though you have never seen him before in your life.

I wish KoN would post in the RPG.

Kon has multiple times, but everyone is too busy with WW to notice. True story.

I wish I wasn't a Time Lord.

You never were, and here come the white coats with your meds

I wish I could replicate any ability I've seen at will.

You do, but you end up replicating Paste Pot Pete's abilities.

I wish more people knew who that was.

They go mad from the revelation!

I wish I was exempt from that statement!

You are. Congrats on being trapped in the largest asylum in the known universe.

I wish everyone wasn't insane.

They aren't, but now the world becomes boring.

I wish the world wasn't boring and everyone still wasn't insane.

The world is now entertaining and balanced, and everything back to normal. The game is now broken. Nice job, hero.

I wish I could be GlaDOS for a day.

You are, but then a strange woman and a small spherical robot with a British accent come to your place of residence and turn you into a potato.

I wish hipsters didn't exist.

They cease to exist. However, for them to remain so, you must now watch Doctor Who every time it is on for the rest of your life.

I wish the Ponds weren't leaving in Doctor Who.

Congratulations! Every episode of Doctor Who now features a pond! Enjoy the bodies of water!

I wish DRJ meant Amy Pond.

Since that is what I meant all along, your wish translates back to the past and causes me to mean it originally. Yay!

I wish that made sense as a corruption.

It does, but everyone decided to include ponds in Doctor Who to prevent our heads from exploding.

I wish I was Superman.

You become Superman, but a doctor paid-off by Lex Luthor injects you with Kryptonite. The results are fairly obvious.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Kryptonite.

You do, but there are no Kryptonians near you to share it with.

I wish I was Serpentor.

You are, but Cobra Commander betrays you.

I wish I was Cobra Commander at that moment.

You are, but Gijoe bursts in and takes you captive. I rise again, and become the leader of a stronger Cobra. THIS I COMMAND!

I wish the Autobots would transform and roll out already.

They do, but they run you over in the process.

I wish I was Bumblebee.

You are, but in an alternate universe where Sector Seven didn't give him up and kept testing on him.

I wish Bumblebee was free!

He is, but he mistakes you for a Decepticon spy and shoots you.

I wish Klak survived!

I do, but I fail to finish thi

I wish I finished that sentence!

You do, but you then realize you wrote it in Chinese.

I wish Klak knew Chinese so he could understand his sentence!