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[GAME] Wish corruption

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Post n°1

[GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:06 pm

The idea of this game is to corrupt the wish on the user above you, For example:

Shroom: I wish for ten-thousand virgins!

King of Nynrah: You have them, but they're all guys! I wish for Lego!

Vulpes Inculta: You have some, But it's The Lego replacement of Bionicle that shall not be said on BZPB! I wish for...

Etc, So on and so forth. There is no definite end.

RULES:

Must remain appropriate (Granny test!)

I'll start:

I wish to fall in love!

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Post n°2

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:08 pm

You have, with a man!

I wish for Bionicle's return.

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Post n°3

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:09 pm

It does. Sadly, Lego screws it up so badly no one ever buys another set again, and it quickly dies again. (That is what I predict will happen to any Bionicle revival anyway.)

I wish that Alex Le was banned from using the internet.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:11 pm

He is, But with a shotgun and two 12 Gauge rounds, and the knowledge of where you live, he sets off to do the only thing he thinks is right, never to be seen again.

I wish for Admin powers.

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Post n°5

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:14 pm

You get them.

However, all the buttons are conveniently hidden in a panel that you don't know how to access, and Shroom won't tell you how.

I wish for the death of all neo-Nazis.

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Post n°6

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:15 pm

They die, but come back as zombies.

I wish for a mech.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:16 pm

You get one. However, it's the Thunder Fury 2.0 from NNH's Exo Farce, and its power core overloads and explodes after you fire two shots.

I wish that Jaroslaw Kaczynski would move to Paraguay and never be seen or heard from again.

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Post n°8

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:28 pm

He does, but is replaced by Ryszard Nowikow who does exactly the same things as him but in a more annoying way.

I wish for a good Science teacher for once.

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Post n°9

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:31 pm

You get one.

However, he/she quits after one day and is replaced by MY Science teacher, who is a witch.

I wish that Jimmy Wales would stop being a useless #### and start doing something about the mess that is Wikipedia governance.

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Post n°10

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:37 pm

He does.
By replacing it with BZP's

I wish the person in my avatar was real.

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Post n°11

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:51 pm

She is, but she has decided to go on a senseless pilgrimage to the Al Maghreb mountains.....and Mecca.

I wish I could fly.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:52 pm

You crash into a mountain and are killed.

I wish I had a tank.

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Post n°13

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:12 pm

You get the tank, but it explodes spontaneously.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

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Post n°14

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:34 pm

You are, but are picked up by a fat, overweight homosexual with a fetish for "that"

I wish I was a car.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:35 pm

You become a Morris Marina and are bought by the BBC for use on Top Gear. Predictably, a piano falls on you.

I wish I knew why my little cousin is afraid of bubbles.

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Post n°16

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:48 pm

You realize the horrible truth, and can never look at a single bubble again.

I wish I was able to manipulate time.

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Post n°17

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:53 pm

You do.

You are admitted to an asylum a few days later.

I wish BZPB was a Videogame.

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Post n°18

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:55 pm

Because so many of the characters are ripped off from various cartoons, comics, manga, etc.....the publisher is sued out of existence and all copies of the game save one are recalled. The remaining copy becomes the catalyst for a world war over its possession.

I wish Transformers Animated hadn't been cancelled.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:57 pm

It's revived.

The Kiss players are the leads.

I wish Gundam Wing was still on.

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Post n°20

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 pm

It's revived. As a spin-off of HF.

I wish people in BZP weren't such pricks.

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Post n°21

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by SHROOM Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:29 am

They aren't pricks, but what's this? They all turn out to be vag-

*TAKE TWO*

They aren't pricks, but guess what? They all turn out to like Bionicle again and then stop getting funded by TLG. Nao.

~~I want to kill everybody in the wo-~~

I want groupies. Lots of them... Female ones, mind you.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:47 pm

Here you go:
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I wish Zev~san was online!

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Post n°23

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:31 am

He is, but he'll log off in the next three seconds.

I wish for another test account.

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Post n°24

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:32 pm

You get one, but it is banned three seconds later.

I wish that The Lego replacement of Bionicle that shall not be said on BZPB would be cancelled and replaced with a line that is actually good and sells well.

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Post n°25

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:22 pm

That happens, but then TLG goes bankrupt after the first few weeks.

I wish for Chatbox mod powers again!

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Post n°26

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:50 pm

King of Nynrah wrote:That happens, but then TLG goes bankrupt after the first few weeks.

I wish for Chatbox mod powers again!

You accidentally ban yourself, and you can't unban yourself, and no one wants to do it for you.

I wish that someone would set fire to the BZP server.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:16 pm

Your wish is granted, but more servers pop up to cause an endless fight.

I wish I was a mod.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:21 pm

Klak wrote:Your wish is granted, but more servers pop up to cause an endless fight.

I wish I was a mod.

You become one, but Shroom decides he'd rather have Zev as a mod and removes your mod rights.

I wish I had an AK-47.

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Post n°29

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:25 pm

You do.

It's the folding Stock Variant.

I wish for a Helicopter.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:31 pm

You get one but you have no idea whatsoever of how to fly it.

I wish for moar coinz

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Post n°31

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:34 pm

Someone gives them to you.

Then they take them away from you and throw them in a river.

I wish that a flying wardrobe would crush Anders Behring Breivik.

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Post n°32

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:35 pm

It does.

But also kills their poor, unborn child.

I wish to be a transformer! WOO!

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Post n°33

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:37 pm

Your wish is granted. You become DOTM Megatron, at the exact moment Optimus Prime tears off your head.

I wish for a yellow pencil. (Try to mess this up! Razz

Razz

)

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:55 pm

You get one, but KoN takes it from you and pushes you into a meat grinder.

I wish for some money

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Post n°35

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:58 pm

King of Nynrah wrote:You get one, but KoN takes it from you and pushes you into a meat grinder.

I wish for some money

You get some. 2p, to be exact.

I wish for some more air. (Yeah, I'm just making silly wishes now to see if you can corrupt them.)

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:49 pm

You get your air.
Mixed with Cyanide.
And old man farts.

I wish for YON

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Post n°37

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:54 pm

He appears on this site, but this blatant perversion of the rules and the laws of time and BZPB causes DRJ to ban him into infinity.

I wish for a pet Decepticon.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by JS Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:08 pm

You get one. He's Starscream, and betrays you after just one day.

I wish for a pet Autobot.

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Post n°39

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:55 am

You get one, but it's the two halves of Jazz.

I wish for balloonz

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Srgt. Master Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:20 pm

Wish Granted by Enlightenment Industries:

You are granted a bundle of Singularities in Latex Bubbles:

In Layman's terms this is:

You have ballonz, which divide by zero the second you touch them!

I wish for....100 kg of Thorium.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:03 am

You get the thorium, but the division by zero renders it null and void.

I wish this topic was active again.

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Post n°42

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by SHROOM Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:56 am

It is, but now you have SHROOM to deal with~

I wish that I could get Mass effect 3 earlier.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Kon Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:13 am

You do, but unfortunately you are unable to fix your disk drive until much later.

I wish for moar coinz!

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:45 am

You get them, but DRJ then comes, takes them away and throws them in a river.

I wish BZPB was made into a video game.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Yenot Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:33 pm

It happens, but its low budget and doesnt sell at all

I wish I had better internet acess

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:05 pm

You do, but you have to pay 100$ per day for it.

I wish Yon died.

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Yenot Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:13 pm

He does, but comes back as a sparkly Vampire

I wish I wasn't lactose Intolerant

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Tamar Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:14 pm

You instead become allergic to citrus.

I wish I could stop coughing involuntarily.

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Post n°49

Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Yenot Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:35 pm

You do, but now you have a stuffy runny nose

I wish Phoebe would stop plotting with Hannah and Clive

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Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

by Klak Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:45 am

She does, but now she's plotting something with the Lag.

I wish the Lag didn't exist.

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