[GAME] Wish corruption

He goes away, but his sister, Freeze comes to take his place

I wish I knew the final resulr of every future sporting event

You do, but you then realize that the resulr are useless compared to the results of each sporting event.

I wish I knew the results of each NFL game.

You do, but then the NFL stops existing as another future sport replaces it

I wish I would win any bet I made

You do, but you find that you can only make bets where 'winning' means 'heavy bodily harm' to yourself.

I wish My Honors Seminar classes weren't organized by idiots.

Granted. However, it is now run by a bunch of condescending geniuses who force you to do more work than you're already doing.

I wish I could translate the Voynich Manuscript.

You do. The knowledge you gain as a result makes you go so insane that you turn into the Joker.

I wish I could fly.

You can, but you forget how as soon as you trya stunt off a tall building/cliff.

I wish House M.D. wasn't going to end.

It doesn't end.

However, Hugh Laurie is replaced by a different, much worse actor. The result is a terrible show that is never taken off the air.

I wish Ireland wasn't bankrupt.

Ireland becomes rich in a UN bailout, but so does Germany.

I wish Btman n the rest of the DCU heros were real

They all become real. But so do the villains. You are killed by the Joker.

I wish I had a new phone.

You get a freshly built Motorolla Brick

I wish I had the weapons from Ratchet n Clank

You do, but Obama decides wepons are bad unless they are in hands of the government, and confiscates them.

I wish I had Sly Cooper's Cane.

You get it, but Obama decides it falls under his Weapons Confiscation

I wish I had Cole McGrath's Powers

You get them, but now you can never take a shower.

I wish all the previous corruptions never happened.

They don't, but there is still a future of Wish corruptions on it's way

I wish all currently active BZPB Users could meet

You learn how to type properly, but then your parents take your computer away

I wish our Landlord wasn't so mean

He becomes nice. So nice that you can no longer stand his presence.

I wish I was Iron Man.

It is so, but War Machine taked the power Core

I wish Billy Mays got a better tribute than Michael Jackson

He does, but the media focuses so much on him that he becomes generally hated instead of loved.

I wish we had more members.

You get one, but then you find that you have no money to buy any new games with, and your parents refuse to give you any.

I wish I didn't have to wait another week and a half to move schools.

You don't.

Instead you have to wait a year and a half. (Literal Genie!)

I wish my pet rubber bands (no, really) didn't keep breaking.

They don't break, but now they conspire to take over Cleveland.

I wish people would stop trying to take over that great city.

They do, but now they start taking over the city in whic you live

I wish I would survive to be part of a Utopian society

You do.

And then you immediately fall into a coma. By the time you awaken, the utopian society has disintegrated.

I wish someone would make a wish in the post immediately after this one. (Corrupt THIS one! )

It happens, but it is for your death

I wish DRJ would Die

He does, but is resurrected in an omnipresent immortal form, which he uses to torment you for the rest of your computer life.

I wish BZPB was a movie series.

It is, but corporations sue it into oblivion.

I wish people would stop thinking that apathy isn't death.

They do, but they also remove Apathy from the English Dictionary

I wish I could get to a healthy weight

You do, but all those sugary foods beckon you to return to your old ways. You leave Earth in search of a less sugary planet.

I wish Half Life 3 was worth the weight.

And so it is, unfortunately, discs don't weigh much, so it's a crap game.

I wish customers were smart enough to know we don't go to Hawaii, due to the obvious LACK OF LAND between the continental USofA and there

They are, so they start trying to get you to arrange flights to Nauru instead.

I wish that there was no anti-Yon rule on the chatbox.

There isnt, instead, there is a Anti-KoN rule

I wish I could get the girl

You do, but she complains about everything in your life.

I wish I got the right girl.

You do, she falls hopelessy in love with you, but then she is kidnapped by Bowsers more competent older brother

I wish life was a Video Game

You are beaten up by the first boss.

I wish Mondays were outlawed.

It is. The lack of mondays causes a rift in the universe that traps you in Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

I wish that DRJ got out!

I do so, then I kill you.

I wish I found out what this "RPG Secret" is.

You do, and I come back to life. However, the knowledge of this mind-boggles you far beyond mortal limits, and you spend the next week in an asylum.

I wish DRJ didn't have an obsession with killing people.

He doesn't, but now he is obsessed with pulling off the perfect crime

I wish I had real Pokemon to kill people with

You do, but it is a Snorlax.

I wish I had Zero's armor.

You do, but it's a cheap plastic replica, and you get stabbed right in the face.

I wish I had infinite lives

You do, but are also cursed to die over and over again in a completely ludicrous way.

I wish I actually was Blackout the RPG character.

You are, but I become Ynot.

I wish I was Ynot

You are already Ynot. Please insert another coin.

I wish Ynot had infinite coins.

You can, but you also lose the ability to do other things. Like breathe.

I wish I had a non-lethal cat.

You do, but it cannot defend you from HF fans.

I wish I didn't try to feed DRJ to the rabid HF fans of BZPower.

You don't, instead he is fed to the HF fans on the Toa's hideout

I wish I could live each day in a different video game for a week