[GAME] Wish corruption

You can, from Pirate Bay, but it comes with Viruses and Wenches. Possibly some Grog...

I wish I could Time Travel at will

You do, but you are injured while time traveling, and you land in a hospital. In the middle of the Revolutionary War.

I wish I had a TARDIS on standby.

You do, but it's not your TARDIS, It's Riku's, which is Alcohol

I wish I had a functioning Portal Gun

On Sunday, you end up in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal.

Inside the Biobliterator's head as it explodes.

I wish my reputation was 100.

Challenge Accepted .

I wish there wouldn't be another reputation war.

And so there Shan't. Instead they will fight over Coinz

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was, or will be

To catch them is now your real test, to train them is now your cause.

I wish Lady Gaga would stop making bad music.

And so she does, but she has a daughter who makes worse.

I wish I had a properly functioning iPad

You do, but it is promptly stolen.

I wish I was.....a robot?

And so you are, but I program you to be my Handmaide, female personality, frilly dress and all

I wish everyone but me were programmable.

You now become Kevin Flynn, and everyone rebels.

I wish I had a light cycle.

And so you do, but I unplug the Grid

I wish I had a lightsaber

You do, but you accidentally stab yourself with it.

I wish I had a billion dollars. (I think I can see where this is going.....)

You get all of these loyal animals.....in a newly released video game.

I wish I could slow down time.

You lose control over your new ability and end up freezing time completely. Thanks a lot.

I wish I wasn't surrounded by idiots.

You are now surrounded by retards, congrats

I wish I could fight off people like Batman

You gain this ability, but you never get the chance to use it because said people run away from you the moment they see you.

I wish I was blue. (I dunno why.)

Granted. If you ever feel green or become green, you will die. Good luck.

I wish you would not shower me with gifts of love that often.

Now you are showered with gifts of hate. Like live grenades.

I wish biology class wasn't so boring.

It is actually interesting and scientifically accurate. However, it offends so many people that it gets shut down the next day.

I wish people would stop wanting my Machina sniper rifle.

They don't, they want the bullets instead.

I wish I could get Transformers: Fall of Cybertron sooner AND that it doesn't suck.

You get it now. It is amazing, but not fully developed, therefore you must buy countless DLC packs just to finish the campaign.

I wish I hadn't just caused a paradox.

You didn't. You caused two.

I wish Transformers: Fall of Cybertron was available for PC.

It is, but it's completely inferior to the console debuts of such

I wish KoN and Shroom would learn from Ponies and love and Tolerate the S4!t out of each other

They do, but they cease to love and tolerate you.

I wish I had a better computer.

You get an awesome laptop with the best hard drive out there, but you still are unable to play FoC.

I wish this site had more activity.

It is suddenly flooded with trolls

I wish this wish will not be corrupted

It is not corrupted. However, you just broke the game.

I wish it was unbroken!

It is, but now all wishes you make will be corrupted again.

I wish I had more time to write stories.

BZPB goes away so you can focus on the stories, but now you have nowhere to post them

I wish My phone got perfect service and 100% battery where ever I went

It does, but unfortunately it gets stolen.

I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

And so you do, but they become so good, they start happening, forcing us to ban you from the game.

I wish DRJ realized that if my Phone doesn't Die, and always has perfect service, you can easily track down the thief, retrieve the phone, and arrest the culprit

You cease being lazy, and instead you begin doing so many things that you run out of time to do anything.

I wish I was Shockwave from Transformers.

And so your artistic abilities increase, but so does your discalclia to the point you cant add 2 and 2.

I wish the Action/platforming genre of video games would see a surge of high quality titles for all platforms

You are turned into the Shockwave from the films. You are cool, and have great weapons, but unfortunately, all your hype was actually a cover for Sentinel Prime, and you barely get any screen time.

Ninjas all over the place.

The greatest action/platformer is made. Unfortunately, it discourages Nintendo from making any game at all. Same with Sucker Punch. Naughty Dog got so successful that they ended up quitting the business.

I wish this previous wish hadn't happened!

You do so. However, nobody wants to download it.

I wish I didn't keep getting ninja'd.

You don't. However, the Pirates have decided to take on you now that the ninjas are gone. Good luck.

I wish I had biotic powers.

You are now a Krogan, a dead one.

I wish life was a Hideki Kamiya Game

You lose it.

I wish Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones would play whenever I walked into a room.

It does, but you go deaf, so you can not enjoy it.

I wish I had lifes Cheat Codes

You get something labelled cheat codes. You read what's inside. It says, "THERE ARE NO CHEAT CODES".

I wish people would stop talking about Fight Club.

And so they start talking about The Matrix.

I wish someone would walk in here and purchase exactly one round trip ticket to Montana and back with out any extraneous conversation, complaints, problems, or questions.

They do so, but you step on a mine hidden underneath your desk soon after.

I wish my town's council and postal service weren't idiots.

They are now so genius everything they do is beyond your inferior grasp on reality and still perform like idiots.

I wish we would find proof of life on other planets already.