OOS: It would appear I have somehow forgotten to reply to Seran/KoN, so I shall do so now.
<Tatooine>
Ewen: Perhaps.
*he uses his own power of magnetism on the sword, and it flies back into Ewen's hand*
Ewen: Why do I feel like this is going to be a tug-of-war?
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<the Council chamber>
TPK: I am TPK. Leader of the Council of Great Beings. If you are not a member of this council, then you are an intruder here. Leave now.
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<orbit of Mordor>
*a shuttle flies out of the Coryphaeus, and enters the dock*
*a man who looks like
this walks out*
Man: I am Colonel Nord-Eib of the ZFT's Invisory Commission. You could say we're a sort of.....internal affairs body. I've been sent here to keep an eye on our two newest commanders. I'm sure you understand.
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<abandoned warehouse on the ZFT homeworld>
*Turahk-Kah stands around waiting for something to happen*
*a portal opens, a piece of paper flies out, and the portal closes*
*TK picks up the note and reads*
"Report acknowledged. OpFS is beginning. Your new mission is to kill Blackout and David Robert Jones."
*he throws the note away and hits it with a disintegration beam, then walks away*
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<orbit of a random planet>
*a large portal opens in orbit, and a sizeable spherical ship emerges*
*the portal then slams shut, and the ship heads towards the planet*
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<onboard the ship>
*the ship's bridge is staffed entirely by Terugans*
Shattered Mirror Shockwave: Come on men! This mission must succeed!
Shattered Mirror Inv: Sir, you
are aware that all your "inspiring" speeches are actually only boring us?
SMSh: What? *turns to another Terugan* Cos, is this true?
SMCos: Indeed it is.
SMOct: Mmm, quite. *sips tes*
SMNov: I'm afraid I must agree, sir.
SMVok: Everything they have said is true, cap'n!
SMSh: Great, the mission has barely even begun and already the crew is getting ready to mutiny.
*the ship shakes as surface-to-air missiles explode around it*
SMSh: Oct, report!
SMOct: We're taking heavy fire from the surface!
SMSh: Return fire! The Bouncy-Ball will not be destroyed! Not on
my watch!
*the Bouncy-Ball returns fire, destroying some missile launchers*
*it is then hit, and starts to lose altitude very quickly*
SMInv: WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE!
SMSh: No we're not! Behold, the Bouncy-Ball's secret weapon!
*the Bouncy-Ball hits the ground, then bounces off*
SMCos: So
that's why it's called the Bouncy-Ball.....
*the ship continues bouncing, crushing the defenders*
*eventually, it comes to a dead stop*
SMSh: Well, that bit's done. Now, release the DALs!
*robots which look like
this walk out of the ship, and start attacking humans*
*the robots are followed by an alien which looks like
this*
*the alien takes out a radio, and talks into it*
Alien: This is Masaharu to Shockwave. The DALs have begun-AAAAGH!
*Masaharu gets a tranquilizer dart to the back of the neck, falls asleep, and is then dragged away by human soldiers*
SMSh: What has that idiot done now.....?!
*the radio onboard the Bouncy-Ball crackles*
Uteria: "This is Marshal Uteria to Shockwave. Come in, please."
SMSh: *picks up the radio* Shockwave acknowledges.
Uteria: What's the status of Phase One?
SMSh: Well, Masaharu's been captured, but other than that everything seems to be going well.
Uteria: Have you cleared a sufficient area yet?
SMSh: *looks at a screen, then coughs* Yes, I think so. The new DALs are very efficient.
Uteria: Very well.
*a very large portal opens outside, and the Shattered Mirror II emerges*
Uteria: Then let Phase
Two begin.
*many troops begin coming out of the Mirror*
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<a room.....somewhere>
*Masaharu wakes up to find he is tied to a chair and being held at gunpoint by some humans*
Human 1: We have questions for you.
SMMasaharu: Go right ahead. I will answer any questions you have.
Human 1: Who are you people, and why the hell have you attacked this world without provocation?
SMMasaharu: I'm afraid I'm not authorized to answer those questions.
*another human aims a pistol at Masaharu's face*
Human 2: YOU JUST SAID-!
*suddenly, a being wearing a hood and yellow robes appears in the room*
Human 3: Wait. Who are you? *aims a gun at the being*
*the being suddenly removes his hood*
???: I am Genetoes Roddenberry!
*the humans' heads suddenly explode*
SMGenetoes: Hello, Masaharu, I'm here to rescue you! Apparently I'm the only person in our universe who
hasn't yet, so here I am. Anyway, what's up?
SMMasaharu: Uh.....you just killed about 7 people?
SMG: Damn right.
SMMa: Also I'm still tied to a chair.
SMG: Oh.
*he makes the rope tying Masaharu to a chair spontaneously combust*
SMMa: Ow! That hurt!
SMG: I thought you were used to that by now?
SMMa: Not really, no.
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<the ZFT homeworld>
*GGBlackout and David Jones are talking, when suddenly Turahk-Kah bursts into the room*
TK: Mwahahahahahaha! I will kill you all! *fires a fear blast at a wall*
*GGBlackout and DRJ stand up*
GGB: What an idiot.
*DRJ fries Turahk-Kah with a massive lightning bolt, and GGBlackout steps on his head, crushing it*
DRJ: How did he ever think that was going to work?
GGB: I have
no idea.