BZPower Battles

*Vorahk-Kah is suddenly surrounded by Pyroviles*

*Vorahk-Kah creates a circle of chain lightning around him, then expands it so its hits the Pyroviles*

*the Pyroviles create fire shields around themselves*

*Crushes gravity in front of the blast, creating a Black Hole, which eats the blast, then disperses the Vacuum*

P/Y: You thought I was going to use My Body as a Shield, didn't you? No likely.

*Take his Shape Shifting weapon and holds it over his shoulder, it elongates with the Slayer V2 out Front*

P/Y: Eat this, RAIL GUN!

*Fires*

Blackout: A railgun? Are you stupid or something? *blows up the projectile* FIRE GATSU! UNLEASH STORM! *rains fragmentation blasts on the BZP planet*

P/Y: Stupid, no. Cunning, yes...

*The Projectile fragments and litters Blackout, ingraining themselves into him*

P/Y: You see, inside that projectile were millions of Nanites, too small for anything to get a grip on, much less see. Now, they are raining down on you, finding their way into your core systems, corrupting files, destroying mechanisms, devouring metal. And you fell right for it.

*Blackout emits a low-level electrical field, disrupting all the nanites*

*The Nanites persist through it, being Biomechanical*

P/Y: Now, while you are dealing with that...

*Stabs his blaster as far down into Blackout as possible and fires*

*Klak reaches out to Praepositus, unaware of the knife in the latter's arm*

*Nadle uses gravity to pin Rahksha down to the floor*

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Akzer: "He's the only one with SOME type of power here. Oh come on, gelatinous one, stop your fighting."

*the creature calms down*

Rahn: "He ever got a name?"

Akzer: "I never bothered with one, I don't think Caiaphus ever did either. He doesn't speak our language, but since mind reading is a wonderful technique..."

Rahn: "I wonder if Caiaphus has conquered the universe yet. But seeing that Klak isn't here, it's probably not-"

*a voice comes from behind all of them*

???: "Possible?"

Rahn: "Raziel! What brings you here? Someone finally stabbed you?"

Raziel: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a vampire-wraith. I hold the soul reaver, and the realm of the dead is also my domain."

Akzer: "I always thought that blade of yours was important. Now tell me, will you help us get out of this mess?"

Raziel: "I sensed this portal opening. And we needed to feed..."

*he stabs Tidal Wave with the Soul Reaver, and he screams. All that is left is his badge, and he returns to the grave*

Akzer: "Everyone's a traitor, eh?" *chuckles, and charges at Raziel*

*Once Klak takes hold Praepositus' arm, Praepositus flicks out the knife and lunges it into Klak's back.*

Praepositus: Trusting fool. Respect your enemy by all means, but never trust him to be fair.

*Blackout deflects the blast back into the blaster, blowing it up and sending himself flying into space*

*Klak grunts in pain*

*his armor hasn't been pierced enough*

*he grabs Praepositus, and holds his Keyblade next to his neck*

Me: I'm a Makuta. I've fought insane pirates and otherworldly creatures. I've stared chaos straight in the eye, and destroyed it. I had the gall to stand up to any threat that goes against me, even Blackout himself. One of my allies is an insane shapeshifter who fights with Anime characters whose names are quite interesting. And you think a DAGGER can kill me?

*A portal opens behind them, and Klak repels Praepositus into it with his Crast*

Me: *calls Nadle and D-Klak over* Shall we?

*D-Klak slightly limps to the portal, and Nadle carries an unconscious Rahksha with him*

*they all appear in a large wasteland*

Nadle: "Is this where the Shepherd put it?"

Me: I believe so. If He led us here, then yes.

DK: "Let's keep going, I can't wait to finally dump Rahksha in a wasteland after all these years. Although he was he more respectful of the troops."
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*MakutaKlak gets out from his hiding spot*

MK: Maybe he's leaving?

Baterra: "Hopefully, or I'll have to teach him a lesson amirite?"

Blackout: *telekinetically rips the nanites out of himself, crushes them into a ball, and throws it into a sun* *flies back to the planet, and fires lots of disintegration blasts at MK's location*

*Flare appears next to klak*

Flare: You...

*Flare fires a blast of parasitic fluff at klak*

Flare: Time must be altered!

*Flare then transports klak to a large room*

*Flare appears in the room and starts firing consecutive bolts of fluff at klak*

OOS: So many things wrong with that it's not even worth getting into...

*Creates a mirror to reflect the Blasts back at Blackout*

*creates a portal right in front of the mirror, which the blasts enter*

*the blasts emerge through another portal right behind the mirror*

*Creates another black hole to eat the blasts, then seals it*

P/Y: Determined to destroy the Planet, are you? Then I'll just have to do something about that...

*A portal opens between the two, and sucks them both in, sealing immediately*

****

On the other side of the portal is Hueco Mundo, land of the Hollows. Shika is the one who lead the two here

Shika: I have been instructed by Black Six to detain you two here. Don't try escaping, all portals from here, end here. All Dimensional travel has to go through me. And, to top things off, Kill me, and you never escape. This is where you will finish this quarrel, away from those who would be harmed. So...ROUND ONE. FIGHT!

*Jump kicks the city Ship*

*Blackout teleports slightly to the right, and P/Y ends up crashing into the ground*

*while P/Y is still on the ground, Blackout takes the opportunity to impale him with a sword*

*P/Y rolls to the left avoiding the blow, then uppercuts Blackout*

P/Y: Chivalrous as usual, I see

*Draws his Blade and presses his attack*

*Klak blasts away the fluff with light*

*Suddenly, he collapses to the floor, and hears a voice that sounds like F-Klak's mixed with Caiaphus's*

The Voice: "You hear? WE are the inevitable future. The Shadows are your destiny. Time must be corrected. Don't fight it Klak!!!"

Me: NO!!! You won't change anything!! *charges at Flare, blasting him with light*

--

*D-Klak tackles Praepositus, and holds one of his hook blades to his face*

DK: "Alright! What have you been planning?"

*Rahksha points his lance near D-Klak's face*

Rahksha: "I have not the thought. But I know your ally will meet his destiny. Now, to finally ki-"

*Nadle points his own sword at Rahksha's face*

Nadle: "Enough games. Now we must wait for Klak."

DK: "No. We push on, it's what he would have wanted. Now Rahskha, I suggest you join us. It'd be terrible to get lost here."

*they all lower their weapons, and begin to walk away*

---

*Abneris approaches MK*

Abneris: "Are you all right? That was a near miss!"

MK: I'm fine. Now that those two are gone, BZP can calm down. And when the time is right, we'll mess with these vagrants. Come with me, Abneris and Baterra, I'll find somewhere to put you two in. MakutaYnot?
*begins to walk to their usual room*

OOS: I presume Praepositus and Rahksha have been left in the wasteland on their own.

*Praepositus grunts in pain.*

Praepositus: How's your face? Still, better in a wasteland than dead.

*Stands up and scans around only to se the same horizon on all sides.*

Praepositus: I'm sure that we will be found. TBS never misses a trick... I hope, anyway. If he does come we can consider our mission complete.

*Systematicly checks all weapons to see if anything is damaged. Some old human knives are bent so he discards them. Takes a long look at his and Rahksha's injuries.*

Praepositus: To be frank, it's amazing we both survived.

*Puts out a hand to pull Rahksha up.*

MY: MakutaKlak, I don't think relaxing is such a good idea. Now is the calm before the storm. We should prepare ourselves for the worst. Evacuate the Non-Combat members, especially the Completely off Topic Forum. *Looks around* You there, Member, do us a favor and Read BZComedy, and round up the members listed in it. Not much, but it's all we have.

*Goes to evac the city*


OOS: Yes, I did.

OOS: Nein. They did not.

*D-Klak helps Rahksha up*

DK: "Like I said. Let's go."

*Suddenly several Toa surround them*

Toa 1: "Surrender!"
DK: "You guys live here? Sweet mother, you need a redecoration."

OOS: Yay, my comedy gets free advertising!

Too bad it had to happen AFTER I had given up on it.

*Blackout fires an eclipse bolt at P/Y's face*

-Blackout- wrote:OOS: Yay, my comedy gets free advertising!

Too bad it had to happen AFTER I had given up on it.

OOS: YOU GAVE UP ON IT!?!?!? Why? It actually made The HOT TOPICS List. It was brilliant!
(Also, not much of advertising if it's only to those who have already read it. Though, Adrastos might not have)

*P/Y(Let's just say Ynot for now on) Counters with Celestial Energy to the face*

OOS: I ran out of inspiration. I might bring it back at some future date though.

*Blackout dodges and fires Nox blasts at Ynot's feet*

*Transforms into his spiky Planet self and Barrel Rolls into Blackout*

*teleports behind Ynot's planet form and rapid-fires plasma blasts at it*

*Vorahk-Kah absorbs the fire shields and most of the heat out of the Pyroviles' bodies*

*the Pyroviles fall apart*

OOS: Why not host your comedy on this site, Blackout?

*Vorahk-Kah looks at Darkmount*

V-K: Ah. Darkmount. I should have known.

OOS: Because I don't write it anymore.

(I may write a new one revolving around Bionicle going to war with The Lego replacement of Bionicle that shall not be said on BZPB. Then again I might not, since you already know how it will end. )

Praepositus: This could either be a very good or a very bad thing.

*Thinks for a moment before trying:*

Praepositus: Have you ever heard of the Keruvim?

*Contemplates trying to attack D-Klak whilst his guard is let down, but thinks the better of it. These new people are potential allies, he must try to look like the victim here. If they are as powerful as they look, Uterio would reward him royally for these new recruits.*

*The Planet spins like a ball into the Plasma Blasts and into Blackout, hitting him with the orbiting Plasma blasts*

Ynot: I have my own GRAVITATIONAL FIELD!

*Spikes hit*

*The Toa raise their weapons in unison*

Toa: *all together* "WE ARE THE KERUVIMITES! Sent by God himself to protect the Keruvim from all threats throughout time and space!"

*D-Klak removes his hood, his eyes widened*

DK: "Brothers! I recognize your faces now! It's me! D-Klak!!"

*One toa steps from the group, his armor much more detailed*

Toa 2: "Brother! It has been eons since you left us. I trust the Great Beings have put you to good use?"

DK: "Yes. But right now my boss went to the dark side. Nadle, Praepositus, Rahksha, this is my older comrade, Perseus."

Rahksha: "Keruvimites. You're much like us Knights, but lower on the totem pole. *chuckles*"

Perseus: "Unless you want to lose your tongue, you had better be quiet. Anyways, we've been having trouble lately. The Keruvim disappeared for a while, and I guess that's the reason you showed up here. We got it back, but something tells me that we will lose it again. Now there are some forces trying to stop it from accomplishing its next goal."

DK: "Praepositus, Uterio wants the Keruvim's power to destroy anyone who opposes him. And to piss me off. It is a very powerful artifact that can destroy worlds in the blink of an eye. Few have survived its power. One of those is Klak, the other one who was with us."

Perseus: "You traveled with a chosen? How interesting. Anyways, follow us to the camp, we'll have a feast!"

*they all walk into the woods*

*Blackout again teleports out of the way*

*A swarm of Parasitic Fluff heads towards Blackout*

*Praepositus walks right up next to Perseus.*

Praepositus: This Keruvim, may I witness it's power? Since leaving on this journey I have found that there is nothing I desire more.

*Looks back at D-Klak, intruiged by his connection to the Toa.*

Praepositus: What exactly is wrong with this power going to Uterio? I admit that I have every intention to get it to him.

*a swarm of Parasitic Fluff does not head towards Blackout because he is trapped in Hueco Mundo and no one can get in or out*

*A swarm of Parasitic Fluff heads towards the Hueco Mundo unaware that nothing can get in or out*

OOS: Kon, lol at you, it's a sealed off dimension, you can't 'head towards it'
Sorry man, but this one is Me and Blackout all the way

*Ynot is behind Blackout as he teleports, so he slams into him anyway*

*Before D-Klak could speak, Perseus clears his throat*

Perseus: "My comrade D-Klak was just as confused as you were, though he hates to admit it. You see, Uterio is a ruthless general, working for a group that only uses him for the most dire of situations. And now that he has rebelled against the Great Beings, I see a very grim future. He could use the Keruvim to conquer the universe somehow."

DK: "Similar to what another being desired. Except Uterio is much less cunning. He's intelligent, sure, but not as devilish as Caiaphus. He probably thinks that the artifact can help you conquer, when it will end up destroying you."

Perseus: "And as for a demonstration of its power, let us step into a portal..."

Nadle: "I will take Rahksha to the camp with your men, Sir Perseus. I would hate to reject that offer of a feast."

*they go their seperate ways*

*DK, Praepositus, and Perseus appear at the moment when the original Klak used the Keruvim for the first time*

*all that happened in that scene happens, and they suddenly are at the moment when Caiaphus unleashed it on a random planet*

*Thousands die, and before Praepositus could notice, they were back in the present*

DK: "That's history, my friend. We're the people that make sure it doesn't happen again. Or, if it does, we need to be ready for it. Uterio is too corrupt and ambitious to see its true power. And now that he's friends with Blackout, we'll be doomed the moment he grabs it. Comprende?"

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*Rahn and the gelatinous being tackle Raziel, while Akzer and Tulio punch him*

OOS: Aw.

*The swarm does not head towards the Hueco Mundo, because it is another dimension, but instead head towards a red planet a few galaxies away from Linkit*

*Looks worried as his duty is being conflicted by common sense.*

Praepositus: Can I have a communication with Uterio? We have a lot to discuss.

*The Parasitic Fluff lands on the planet and begins multiplying*

*Blackout falls over*

*Ynot picks up Blackout and drops him on his knee, realizes how stupid that is, then drop kicks him*

*Blackout falls again, then trips up Ynot*

D-Klak: "Honestly, I'd love to, but it involves him tracking us. Unless we attack him..."

Perseus: "You always were one to pester your allies and foes."

*They walk through a portal, suddenly appearing in the cockpit of Uterio's ship*

*a group of soldiers surrounds them*

Uterio: "You're back Praepositus. And look who dragged you in, none other than the rogue."

DK: "We would have brought Rahksha, but he is being taken care of by another friend of mine. Now, let's skip all the dialogue and excess posts on this forum and get to the point: what do you want with the Keruvim?"

Uterio: "You and your kind are scum of the galaxy. I will dispose of you myself."

*the soldiers step away, and Uterio motions for Praepositus to join him at his side*

*Ynot stumbles, rolls and curls up into his Planet-Ball form, continues rolling up a curved cliff, so that it launches him back at Blackout, again*