BZPower Battles

*Praepositus draws Uredinum.*

Praepositus: Rahksha,we're trapped here unless we can get Blackout to take us back to Uterio. Lets kill this infamous D-Klak and get out of here.

*Praepositus pulls a Daedra spear from his back and launches it at D-Klak.*

*Admins swoop in on HD's location and hit him with ban beams. HD is transported back to the prison*

*The admins look at Who am I and JS*

Admin: You don't happen to be banned members as well, do you? I'll just look through the records...

*JS glows orange again and blasts the admins into a wall, rendering them unconscious*

*User-TheBlueSun appears and kicks JS into a wall so hard he gets permabanned in the process*

TheBlueSun: Hehehehehe

*User: TheBlueSun dissapears*

Xigneo: You must tell me of this dire situation! People are at war, and who are our friends and enemies!

*Who am I? looks around at the carnage*

WaI: I'm loving this. *He gets out a shotgun and blows a nearby fence apart*

*Blackout shrugs off the laser blasts*

Blackout: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Is this truly you at your most powerful? You are pathetic. *blasts MK clean out of the building*

*meanwhile, inside D-Klak's prison, he suddenly notices the words "LEFT, BOOM, FORWARD, BOOM, FORWARD" written in a familiar writing*

OOS: Sorry for the tardiness, been working on my epic.
Speaking of which, when I have finished writing this chapter, would anyone like to Review it?(Referring to Test Track, of Course)

*MY gets out of his hiddie-hole and asses the situation*

MY: It's at times like these that Rargroove would be useful, but he's disappeared of the map...

OOS: Seriously, any one spoken to him since we moved here?

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*Blackout feels a Thump against his side as a giant Axe Blade crashes into him*

Sasuken: You may have taken our leader, and our power source, but we ARE NOT OUT YET!

*He is in the Spark Chamber, flooding it with his electricity*

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MY: Great, now the characters are crossing into our dimension freely....

Random Banned Member: Nice way to Hang a lampshade on that, MY

*Falcon Punch*

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*In the Ironclad's control Room, Xonyt is hog tied in the corner, the rest are manning their stations*

*Blackout rips Sasuken out of his spark chamber*

Blackout: *looks at him* Thank you for the extra power boost, Sasuken. Now go join your leader in oblivion. *throws Sasuken down to the ground and seemingly blows him up with a huge Nox blast*

*Doesn't happen cause the Hulls integrity is to high for you to penetrate*

Sasuken: Yeah, right. Ynot fortified this thing so much it's pathetic. You aint getting in here

*Ironclad punches Blackout, then Elbow dives him*

OOS: Yes. I see. A hull so tough it cannot be penetrated by a god. Of course. Makes perfect sense.

Blackout: *notices a small gap in the hull* Hmmmm..... *fires a cutter beam into the gap*

*D-Klak grabs the spear, and stabs it into the ground*

DK: "You're blind as a bat. What makes you think Uterio is such a good general? What did he promise you!"

*Force grips Rahksha, and is about to smash him into Praepositus, when he feels the writing on the wall*

DK: "Helryx.....no...NO!!!"

*flings Rahksha at Blackout's face*

*D-Klak charges at Praepositus, and savagely attacks him*

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*Klak reunites with Nadle at the surface of the planet*

Nadle: "Faroh indeed."

Me: My name shouldn't have been important. Only that my destiny is fulfilled.

Nadle: "You're being an extremist. Now, let's try to survive this machination of fate."

Me: Amen.

*they run towards the Architect's tower*

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*Akzer frowns*

Rahn: "They haven't heard your proposal, unless it's that terrible."

Akzer: "Shut up. Oh great voices of above! Answer the request of a mortal gone away!"

*Blackout telekinetically catches Rahksha, smashes her hard into the ground, and shoots a Nox blast at her*

*Praepositus decides to try an absord some of the blow into his sword and not fight. He knows death is a distinct possibility. Hopefully a more diplomatic approach may be able to spare him.*

Praepositus: For all I know, honourable foe, Uterio cannot fight. It is a case of honour. He saved me I am bound to his service. I have heard tell of your great and terrible power, fighting weak mortals is truly a cowards tactic.

*Sure enough the attack leaves Praepositus wounded and wheezing on the ground. He stabs his sword into the ground and tries to pull himself up.*

Praepositus: I consider it an obligation to kill you!

*Charges at D-Klak.*

*Praepositus is suddenly yanked into the air by Blackout*

Blackout: *looks at Praepositus* Interesting. Your kind was wiped out, twice, and yet you continue to survive! While I would love to dwell on how that is possible, I do not have time to do that. *throws Praepositus into a building*

OOS: You are A City Ship that has Arms, As has been said before: THIS ENTIRE EFFING GAME makes no sense!

*AS Blackout throws Praepositus, He is Blasted by the Slayer II*

Sasuken: The one thing that you will never have Blackout, is the mental capacity to fight a Battle on this many fronts. No matter what you do, someone will be able to hammer at you, allowing someone else to get back on their feet to start hammering away. Even if you are a god, GODS. CAN. BE. SLAIN!

*The Slayer turn into the Spear, jamming it into Blackout and Firing*

*Just before Praepositus hits the tower, D-Klak grabs him*

DK: "Who the hell told you I was immortal? And if you're on Uterio and Blackout's side for the purpose of honor, then you'll find the feeling isn't mutual. Where I come from, I learned that the hard way."

*they are on the ground, not far from where Klak and Nadle are*

DK: "Now, will you stop your nonsense and help me fight these monsters? Blackout seems to have captured someone I care about, and I won't rest till he has given his last breath. And as long as you're an ally of that traitor Uterio, I'm pretty sure you're my enemy too."

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*Nadle and Klak walk up to the injured Rahksha*

Nadle: "Are you alright?"

*he gets up*

Rahksha: "Yes I am. Who are you two?"

Klak: I'm Klak, and this is Makuta Nadle. I assume you're here to fight Blackout?

Rahksha: "You assume wrong, fool!"

*he swings his lance at both of them*

OOS: I am a city-ship that has arms and is a god.

Blackout: *traps the Ironclad in a subspace pocket* Go sit on a fish. I've got things to do. *fires an eclipse bolt at D-Klak*

*Who am I? grabs an Av-Matoran jetpack out of a moc in Bionicle Based Creations forum and flies towards Darkmount*

*At the same time, a small cardboard box appears on the surface of the BZP planet and two of Yon's species climb out of it along with what looks like a computer with a body, arms and legs*

Yon: I think we're on... *he looks at his wrist which has a 31st century sat-nav on it* ...the BZP planet. This planet is outside of the actual multiverse... we better be getting back.

Vea: Yeah... I don't like the look of this place.

D-J: DANGER! DANGER!

*An admin flies down and lands in front of them*

Admin: BZP is now temporarily sealed off due to invaders. We recommend you leave until the morning to reduce risk of your account being hacked. And by the way, you might want to make an account, as Members have more privaleges than Guests.

OOS: Go Sit on a Fish? Really Blackout?

Anyway, time for epic revival

*A giant arm, larger than The Darkmount it self grabs the Ironclad from it's Subspace pocket*

Sasuken: What NOW!?!?!?

Primus: You will not fall this day, comrades

Sasuken: But your spark was in here...And Ynot..but...

Primus/Ynot: Shika did it

*Primus docks the Ironclad into His air lock*

Primus/Ynot: Now Blackout, let's see a god fight a GOD!

*Hammer smashes him*

*Vorahk-Kah appears on a Borg cube*

V-K: Kakamu?!

*Kakamu, but as a Borg drone, grabs him*

*During the blast caused by Blackout, Praepositus jumps onto the floor and, losing much of his honour in doing so, runs back to his allies.*

Praepositus: We humans have a knak at surviving, If the Daedra didn't completely kill my army there may be more humans about.

*Turns to Blackout.*

Praepositus: My thanks, gracious warrior.

OOS: i.e "Go sit on a fish": I stole it from one of the TFWiki admins.

Blackout: *smashes Primus with a huge mace that had appeared out of nowhere* DEATH! *smashes him again* YOU ARE A MERE GOD! I AM A HYPERDIMENSIONAL MAKUTA TURNED GOD! *smashes him once again*

OOS: No one in the whole of history has ever said that before.

*Vorahk-Kah turns intangible, then solid again, and blasts Kakamu into a wall with Shadow energy*

*Catches the mace and rips it from his hands*

Primus/Ynot: You FOOL! I am a God, AND a HYPERDIMENSIONAL MAKUTA! Ynot is still in here, with me!

*Takes the Mace and smashes Blackout with it*

*the mace suddenly disappears just as it hits Blackout*

Blackout: Then we are on equal terms. *materializes an energy blade and stabs Primus/Ynot through the wrist* I hate being on equal terms with other people. *swings blade and stabs P/Y in the knee, then blasts him in the face with an eclipse blast*

OOS: Kudos to Blackout for making Sci-fi history.

*D-Klak lands behind him*

DK: "Blackout? Gracious warrior?! BWAHAHA! You really are delusional buddy. The only thing gracious about him is the fact that he lets you live, and even that is torture, since you have to deal with his damn hormones all the time!
Don't look so surprised. My cloak is made to withstand eclipse energy....but not too much of it."

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*Klak stabs Rahksha, and blasts him far away with the power of sonics*

Me: All this talk of gods makes me angry Nadle. They ha-

Nadle: "Ignore it, Klak."

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*The Baterra runs away with MK and MY*

MK: We need a new strategy or we're dead. And throwing the Baterra at him is NOT a strategy. At least your Primus can keep him occupied.

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*Akzer continues pleading to TBS*

*Kakamu staggers backwards, but starts walking towards Vorahk-Kah again*

V-K: You leave me no choice.

*V-K blasts all of the Borg tech off Kakamu's face, resluting in a nightmarish scream. Kakamu falls backwards and doesn't get up*

*Praepositus ignores D-Klak and turns to Klak.*

Praepositus: Leave Rahksha and fight me.

*Praepositus doubts that he could survive another hard blow, but to save Rahksha it's worth it. If Klak pursued him, he would have run. Honourable or not.*

*Vorahk-Kah teleports away*

*P/Y Pulls the sword from him*

P/Y: It's Going to take more than that to hurt me, Blackout. Search Unicron's memories, if you can. Physical damage isn't that easy to induce!

*The wound heals itself*

P/Y: Now, let's see what happens when old Tactics and new powers are added together!

*Takes the sword in hand, making it glow the Rainbow*

P/Y: Wing Blade Style release: Ka-Oni-Santsu: DIVINE!

*Primus is surrounded by The Six Celestial Blades, the Seventh Glowing in hand*

P/Y: This is it, old Friend. Nothing Left in our way. Our Goals are at hand. If You win, You have the universe, If I do, Everyone will know, even the Creators.

*The Six Blades release into thousands of tiny blade-lettes*

P/Y: Ka-Oni-Santsu: Zanpakuto Surge: BLADE RAIN!

*They all assail Darkmount, P/Y Holds his final sword forward*

P/Y: Game, Set, match!

Me: Who are you..?

D-Klak: "A very confused human."

Me: What? *the Keyblade disappears from his hand* I could never fight him! It'd be betraying myself. *looks at Praepositus* I used to be like you. My name is Klak, I'm a Makuta of light."

*Nadle reads Praepositus's mind, and a surprised look forms on his face*

DK: "What?"

Nadle: "He's allied with your former liege, Uterio. And I sense some interest in the Keruvim."

Me: Not this again. Listen, avoid the Keruvim at all costs, it would do you well. I ran into it once, and I've been changed ever since. Dark forces desire to use it to destroy the universe, so don't listen to them!

*Rahksha charges at D-Klak, who defends himself with Force Lightning*

*Blackout collapses, then gets back up and laughs*

Blackout: MASTER SWORD! TERROR WAVE STYLE RELEASE!

*the blade-lettes fade away, and several huge axes fly towards P/Y*

*Keeps Uredinum drawn, suspicious of an attack.*

Praepositus: What is the Keruvim? I have, for now, no intention of finding it. If it Possesses the power you claim it does I think it would be wise of me to seek out the Keruvim and tame its power for Uterio.

TheBlueSun wrote:You were banned from the chatbox, It still exists.

OOS:

I'll just make an edit to my sig.

*The Blade-lettes reappear and parry the Axes in swarms*

P/Y: Ha, I see how this is going to go...

*Grabs Blackout and Hugs him*

P/Y: Gimme a HUG!

*Chest cannon opens and fires*

Blackout: *counters by firing his own chest cannon*

*Meanwhile in the forest of lights, TBS is seen talking to Sun*

TBS: Father, we must act upon this quickly, the army has been forbidden to have been used because of its unfair power, but I believe now that the conclusion is coming, the prediction will come as well

Sun: GRAAAAAAAH!!!!

TBS: Yes, the prediction, "When the events come to a conclusion, one "god" shall die"

Sun: MREAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

TBS: This "god" could be you, I suggest you stay in the forest of lights rather than battling with Blackout, this way nobody can kill you.

Sun: Gryaaaah...

TBS: Yes, but your time in existence will go on for so long that it will seem you are eternal, so you certainly cannot die of old age.

*Vrentus approaches TBS*

Vrentus: But there is the possibility of somebody getting into the forest of lights, the secret is not completely unknown, for if can be found easily for anyone who desires it, this very location was already marked on the vahi cube

TBS: The secret is safe, and even if anyone can get into the forest of lights, the will be demolished by the army.

Sun: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*A figure that seems to look like a spherical cloud approaches*

TBS: Vrentus, may I introduce you to Flare, he used to be part of the royal guard when you were not captain.

Vrentus: Soldier, what has happened to you? You do not look remotely like any living star.

Flare: I was attacked by a particularly large swarm of parasitic fluff, luckily the gas produced by the constant combustion in my skin allowed the fluff to surround me with a "shell" of itself, and now I can harness it and control it.

*Flare demonstrates by creating a ring of fluff and making it spin several times around him*

Vrentus: Amazing!

Sun: RAAAAAAARRRHHHHH!!!!

TBS: Sun plans to use Flare to be a bounty hunter, to destroy all our enemies using his strange powers

OOS: SPECIAL CHALLENGE NAMING TOURNAMENT SPECTACULAR! I need proper names for both parasitic
fluff and living stars, I want them to sound scientific, best name wins.

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*Meanwhile in the UG*

??? #2: Player opinion is garbage, play the game and try to win. IS IT THAT HARD TO CALCULATE!?

*A strange door appears in the UG*

OOS: Lemme see here, Parasitic Fluff: Life Draining Eiderdown Anomaly.
Living Planets: Persisting Celestial Terrashpere


*Blackout only succeeds in pushing the pair backwards, as the hug was from behind*

P/Y: Let's see what happens when we do this...

*Has the Blade-lette's Reflect the beam at Blackout and himself*

*Nadle widens his eyes*

Nadle: "Tame it? You're mad!"

Me: It's a suicide mission. But others have escaped from it alive. Like me. Listen, if we take you to the Keruvim, will you promise not to give it to Uterio?

Rahksha: "NO! Ugh...Praepositus, refuse the offer and kill them!"

*D-Klak and Rahksha are fighting nearby*

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*Akzer and company begin to run*

Tidal Wave: "So much for plan."

Rahn: "We'll just have to fight to survive then. And our truce?"

Tulio: "Keep it. Make allies if you can. It'll be useful if anything."

*Suddenly, the gelatinous being Akzer's comrade had killed way back attacks them, taking the form of Poseidon*

Akzer: "Look who's here! I remember when you died. Now if only Caiaphus was here, then we can have one big party!"

*he charges at him*

*The number of apprentices with badges from the brawl earlier are now only 34*

OOS: Parasitic Fluff: Living Protosphenic Delertis Sadium Substances.

Praepositus: That depends on what exactly the Keruvim is?

*Praepositus glances at Klak and Nadle. He had to know what the Keruvim was and he must help Rahksha. He charges at D-Klak.*

Praepositus: Rahksha! Keep going! we can take him on together!

*Blackout opens a portal in front of the beam*

*the beam flies through*

*another portal opens near P/Y's spark chamber, and the beam flies through*

*meanwhile, a building explodes and a group of lava and rock creatures appear*

*an admin points his weapon at one of them and shouts*

Admin: What are you? Identify yourselves!

Creature: *picks up admin* *ear piercing shreak* PYROVILE!!!!! *throws the admin away*

OOS: Anyone remember the last time these guys appeared in BZPB?

No, I didn't think so. (I don't think ANY of the current players were playing back in those days, except Zev.)

-Blackout- wrote:
No, I didn't think so. (I don't think ANY of the current players were playing back in those days, except Zev.)

OOS: If you can count Zev as playing. He doesn't even have an account on the Forum yet.(That I know of...)

*A fire wall deflects the beam back into the portal, opens a portal on the other end, ending directly in Blackout's Mind*

OOS: Head Shot for a Heartshot

Also, you still haven't done anything about the GIANT FREAKING HOLE in your chest..City..Whatever

*the beam is deflected back into the portal, and emerges on the Ironclad's bridge, blowing it up, sending everyone that was inside flying out and freeing Xonyt*

*the hole is repaired*

*A Swarm of Cybertronians Tackle Xonyt before he can escape, and help Ynot's Crew put the Ironclad back together*

OOS: Depending on the continuity, Primus IS Cybertron, you think there wouldn't be a few Transformers Lying around?

Also, the GIANT FREAKING HOLE just repairs itself? It has been said before that this game has been defiling all logic since 2007...

*Primus Release Blackout, kicking him out into space and retrieving his weapon*

Primus: You will fall today, you foul swine!

OOS:Also, updated my Epic if you want to take a look, reviews would be appreciated
Epic Link

Adrastos wrote:Praepositus: That depends on what exactly the Keruvim is?

*Praepositus glances at Klak and Nadle. He had to know what the Keruvim was and he must help Rahksha. He charges at D-Klak.*

Praepositus: Rahksha! Keep going! we can take him on together!

OOS: Speaking of Transformers. I just saw the trailer for the third film. OH. MY. GOSH.

*Klak blasts Praepositus to the ground with sonics, and points his blade at his face*

Me: You fight my friends, you fight me!

*D-Klak grunts in pain as Rahksha knocks him over, and stabs him in the leg*

*Blackout's weapon flies away from Primus and back to Blackout*

Blackout: Enough of this. *fires a huge shadow blast at the BZP planet*

*Praepositus nods.*

Praepositus: Well then, at least have the decency to let me to my feet.

*Puts down his sword and puts his arm in the air waiting for Klak to help him up. Pulls a Daedric knife from side pocket and conciles it behind his arm.*

*Vorahk-Kah appears of the BZP planet just in time to see a huge shadow energy blast heading right for him*