BZPower Battles

*On the way through the forest Præpositus is set upon by bandits. One lunges with a sythe skilllessly. Præpositus is hit on his left shoulder and screams out in pain. He still manages to thrust a short sword into the bandit. The other runs after seeing his accomplice die.*

OOS: Sound in Space isn't the strangest thing that has happened in this game(Also, me and you were FLOATING in space TALKING....)

*The turrets begin hammering Darkmount*

Ynot: Good, keep a good bead on him, but don't let the guns overheat. How is the fire coming?

Shaern: deciding on where to start it

Asumaru: Location is everything, no fuel, not enough Oxygen, it won't work.

Shaern: Exactly. So, we were thinking the best place to do it..

Ynot: less talk, more burning

Asumaru: Understood

*On board the Darkmount, The Latrines and Mess Hall all are set ablaze*

Ynot: Sasuken, how is the Slayer coming?

Sasuken: Couple more minutes, this thing is going to be huge

Ynot: Good...Trixitin, Kurenitsu, how are you doing?

Trixitin: Barrier's up, but something is interfering

Kurenitsu: Think that would be me, I can't cloak with my illusions, his magic is interfering with it

Ynot: Work it out.

*Blackout starts deflecting the Wigwam's blasts back towards it, unleashes the magnetic blast, then follows it up with a blast of Unicron energy powerful enough to knock a moon out of orbit, targeted directly at the Slayer*

Ynot: Oh bullox....Helmsman! Oh wait, that's me...

*Jumps to the controls and brings the Wigwam around, dodging the blasts*

Ynot: Sasuken, Status?

Sasuken: Primed, armed and ready. On my way back to the helm

Ynot: Good. Cicero, switch your turret controls to the Slayer, aim for the core, the engine room. :farao: , tell me you are a better shot than this! Xeno Show him how it's done!

Xeno: Aye, Seer! Aye well show you dee CHRUE powah of my muneeshoons!

*Xeno get's off his turret and get's in a space suit(Don't know why, just want to), and gets on the exterior of the Ship*

Xeno: Watch und learn!

*Xeno pulls out a Plasma Rifle, and shoots the nearest planet, which bounces of a reflective surface on the planet, bounces back and hits the Bridge of the Darkmount*

-Blackout- wrote:OOS: I thought Uterio was dead?

Also, what the hell, Ynot? There is no air in space, therefore there is no sound either.

(Hey, something has to make sense in this universe.)

*Blackout charges up a huge magnetic blast*

OOS: First of all, come on Blackout! You know me too well to question whether or not my characters actually die when I say they do. Secondly, Uterio actually was incapacitated by an Ithorian mine, but somehow he got out of that pickle....But since the post was rather ignored.....

*Faroh frowns*

Faroh: "I was never quite good with a plasma blaster. Think I can attack from the inside, I swear this thing's messed up!"

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*Uterio's hologram follows Præpositus*

*The last of the Agrippa ships gather above a planetoid*

*the plasma rifle blast does no damage*

Blackout: Your weapons and tricks cannot stop me, Ynot! I have absorbed the spark of Unicron himself!

*the Wigwam's engines and shields suddenly stop working, and Xeno is sent flying into space by the sudden extreme deceleration*

OOS: Go ahead. Try to save him.

*A vortex appears next to the aggripa ships and a space-ship (it looks like a mechanical pirate ship with turrets sticking out the sides, it is 3/4 as big as darkmount, the vortex closing behind them*

*A transmission is sent out by the ship onto the agrippa ships*

Transmission voice: We are the semi-mechanical pirates! hand over all your vessels or prepare for the most unpleasent skirmish of your life! ending in torture, then death! I will now reapeat what I just said in my native language!

*All hearing the transmission can hear a sound you make when you loosen your tounge in your mouth start screaming, and shake your head vigerously*

*One of the turrets shoots a large beam of energy at one of the agrippa ships*

*In the distance Præpositus could see a town. He was almost there.*

Præpositus: I'm being followed. Show yourself!

*A ghost-like being kept approching. Præpositus draws his sword. He had fought Daedra but this was new. Præpositus slices at the hologram and it fizzles and then reforms. Præpositus runs the rest of the way to the town and stays at an inn. The ghost would not die, he needed to find answers.*

*The Agrippa ship is thrown back and a ship twice the size of the other ships emerges from the crowd*

Lead ship (Over hail): We are the Agrippa. Who are you to decide our fate? Retreat from our sector immediately or be destroyed. You will not be given a second warning.

OOS: Actually, the ship would keep moving, even if the engines died. And, with their being no friction(Or air resistance) in space, there wouldn't even be deceleration, it'd just keep floating forward.
Physics major in college, my friend. If you want this game to make sense, your in for one hell of a fight.

*Xeno climbs back into the hull*

Xeno: Oy, wha 'appened to da sheelds?

Sasuken: It's not just the shields, engines have died, too.

Ynot: Any good news?

Sasuken: The Vrai built the Slayer separate from the ship, she is still operable.

Ynot: Then get a shot off while they think we are down, Cicero, see if you can get the ship back up.

*Sasuken fires the Slayer at the heart of Darkmount, leaving a gapping hole*

OOS: Curses.

Blame it on Unicron's power.

*Blackout deflects the Slayer blast away*

Blackout: I'm not sure you realize something. I am no longer the Makuta you fought. I am now a god. You cannot harm me. *telekinetically pulls several asteroids towards himself* However, I am quite capable of harming you. *launches the asteroids towards the Wigwam*

Transmition: We shall not back down, organic beings, for we have the use of the internal warping method!

*The ship seems to split in two as the outer shell on both sides of the ship open, and two similar looking ships emerge from the exposed chambers, the shell closes behind them*

*In the cockpit of the ship, a strange robotic-like being can be seen, his "beard" is made of robotic tentacles, and his "hat" has a sign on it that looks like a skull and crossbones with a DBZ-esque scouter on its left eye socket"

Space pirate: All vessels! fire all weapons!

*A massive cloud of gamma rays, energy beams, explosives and what seemed to be members of the space pirate crew is fired at the fleet of agrippa ships"

*Something in Ynot's eyes lights up*

Ynot: God, did you say? this is going to be fun to watch....

Sasuken: Sir?

Ynot: Keep watching

*A random portal opens up above Blackout/Darkmount, a single White warrior with red spiral tattoo drops down out of it, ripping his way though the hull*

Warrior: FOR OLYMPUS!!!!!

*The White and red warrior begins cutting the ship to shreds from the inside out*

***

MY: I do believe that would be 'God-modding', calling yourself a GOD and all...

MK: But Caiaphus did the same, and look how he turned up! Oh, and nice, Kratos is here.

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*Faroh disappears*

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*Uterio's hologram follows him into the inn*

Uterio: "Commander, do not escape me. I am not a threat, only an ally. I'm a general too, so I put this on my honor."

*Præpositus draws his sword in panic, and then after a few moments sheaths it again.*

Præpositus: Why have you come here, General? I trust that you too are an enemy of the Daedra, may I be taken to see your forces? My army has, after several months of hard fighting, finally been scattered and defeated. I have nothing to offer than my expertise as a tactician. It is good to finally see an ally after so long.

MY: If he did, Kratos didn't hear him. So, care to hazard a guess as to why Ynot new this was coming?

*Uterio nods*

Uterio: "I have enemies far more powerful than the Daedra. There is one named 'D-Klak', and he is an extremely dangerous mercenary, and scum. Also, I have made several creatures, known as the Great Beings, as my enemies. And as to viewing my army, very well."

*a portal opens next to Præpositus*

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MK: I have no idea. Could you tell me? *smiles*

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*Suddenly, behind the Wigwam, an enormous ship appears*

*Faroh speaks over the transmission*

Faroh: "I brought this ship I found months ago. Belonged to a Pirate Lord of Liquid-Metallicon named Akzer. This ship is also known as the Mazkertis!"

*The Mazkertis fires cannons at Blackout-Darkmount*

Lead Agrippa Ship (Over hail): You have declared war on the Agrippa!

*All 51 ships split up and fly round the pirate ships, firing at them randomly*#

HAVE YOU IGNORED THE CLOUDS OF NASTY THINGS I JUST LAUCHED AT YOUR GOD-MODDY SHIPS!? ~TBS

*Blackout blasts the strange warrior away*

*the asteroids hit the Wigwam, causing severe damage in several places*

Præpositus: I am looking forward to seeing your troops.

*After this, without hesitation, Præpositus steps into the portal.*

*About 10 of the Agrippa ships are destroyed, but the rest continue firing*

*the remaining Agrippa ships are suddenly swept away by a strange energy wave*

???: Death to the Agrippa!

*The Warrior re-appears and continues attacking the ship*

*The Wigwam is heavily damaged*

Ynot: Sasuken, hate to say it it, but...

Sasuken: I know...it's that time again...

Ynot: You want to give the command, or should I?

Sasuken: I will, sir. My ship and all.

Ynot: Understood, soldier.

*Sasuken grabs the intercom*

Sasuken: Attention crew, the ship is going down. Abandon Ship. I repeat, Abandon Ship.

*Ynot rests his hand on Sasuken's shoulder*

Ynot: It's alright mate. Even the best fall.

Sasuken: Yeah...you go on ahead, I'm going to perform one last action with her.

Ynot: I wonder what kind of 'philia' that would be called...

Sasuken: Get you and your perverted mind OFF OF MY SHIP!

Ynot: Aye, sir...

*Ynot and the rest of the Crew warp away*

Sasuken: Alright girl, you ready?

*Sasuken surges energy through the ship, turning her back on*

Sasuken: Engage hyper drive. Target, Darkmount

Wigwam: Target confirmed. Hyper drive initiated

Sasuken: That's right, I forgot you could talk...

Wigwam: No, this is just your imagination.

Sasuken: Good bye.

*He warps away*

Wigwam: Good bye, Captain.

*The Wigwam Zerg Rushes Darkmount/Blackout, head on. Exploding on contact*

*The captain looks out in shock, as his already weak enemies vanish before his eyes*

Captain: What is this? no ships to steal?

*The captain detaches himself from the "rudder wheel" and presses the button to send out a tractor beam, recalling all the discarded pirate crew*

OOS: From now on I am just going to call the captain of the semi-mechanical space-pirates S.M.S.P

S.M.S.P: Who dares to destroy our loot victims?! A friend? A foe?

*Another semi-mechanical being comes out of the door leading to the "deck"

Pirate: Captain! we need to recall the other ships! our enemy is weak, we must go for their home planet!

S.M.S.P: Good thinking, thar be more loot yonder where our enemy thrives, but alas, more pressing matters need attention...

*S.M.S.P walks up to the microphone attached to the cockpit wall, and speaks into it, leaning on his peg-leg and smoking his cigar, which looked awfully like the end of a flame thrower, as for his peg-leg, it looked like it was some sort of ranged weapon upside-down*

S.M.S.P: Whoever I might be speakin to, would ya mind telling us who ya are?

*The two other ships are absorbed back into the main ship, the main cannons still aimed and ready*

*Blackout emerges completely unscathed, though the same cannot be said for the warrior*

Blackout: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*meanwhile*

???: I am Mondas. My task is to annihilate races marked for extinction by my creators. The Agrippa are one of those races. Unfortunately, so are you. *sweeps the pirate ships away with another energy wave, then continues towards the Agrippa homeworld*

OOS: 5 points for whoever spots the Doctor Who reference.

*Warrior simply re-appears, continuing his assault*

*The Anima and company warp to New Z'traa, regrouping*

Hokagetsu: So, what now?

Asumaru: Blackout is a giant City-Ship, and the Wigwam is toast.

Blade: Me thinks it's time for a Mutiny.

Everyone: SHUT UP BLADE!

Sasuken: So, what do you think we should do, Ynot?

Ynot: Me? I think we should wait.

Sasuken: This sounds familiar....

Ynot: See what happens, work with it.

Sasuken: Last time we did that, we were nearly toasted.

Ynot: Then, by all means, attack the City-Ship god. If you don't know your enemy, you can't beat him.

*In the back ground, several songs with the title 'Know your enemy' start playing*

Sasuken: You have a plan, don't you?

Ynot: Don't I always?

*Unfortunately for Mondas, one of the semi mechanical pirates was not taken in by the tractor beam, and this individual warped to the planet of the Agrippa, which I have forgot the name of*

*The pirate arrives at that certain planet and decides to have one last killing spree for his people*

Pirate: For the captain!

*The space pirate attacks the nearest Agrippa individual with a large, ribbed sword, firing energy beams aimlessly with his other arm, and shooting fire from his mouth*


OOS: Is Mondas the replacement for The Matoran in a Black Suit?

*Faroh sees the Wigwam explode, and warps the Mazkertis over New Z'traa*

Faroh: *over transmission* "Ynot, if you need a ship to travel in, I'll be docked here until further notice"

*The Rogue Shadow arrives next to the Mazkertis*

*D-Klak, Nadle, and Abneris teleport into the cockpit, while the Nroman and Treveya rest inside of the RS*

DK: "Captain, you sent a mental signal that I could barely read over that enormous power reading from Blackout. Who are you?"

Faroh: "My name is of no importance. But you can call me Faroh."

Nadle: "Somehow I know you from somewhere, but I cannot remember exactly where."

Faroh: "All memories fade away. It's nice to see that we're an organized group now. Ynot and his band of merry men are in the planet below, and I'm awaiting to see on what to do."

DK: "That crazy Ynot, I haven't seen him in days!"

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*Praedopitas appears in the cockpit of an enormous spaceship, next to the physical form of Uterio himself*

*Uterio nods, and points at a window, which shows hundreds, maybe even thousands of spaceships surrounding them. *

Uterio: "I am Uterio Di Armechio, Leader and General of the Knights of the Great Beings and their armies. I was also one of the riders many centuries ago. Commander, I could make you powerful. Join me, and you will get your revenge thousand fold on the Daedra!"

*TBS appears next to Praedopitas and Uterio*

TBS: You have hard skirmishes ahead of you, take these powers and use them well

*Praedopitas' shortsword is enchanted with the power of eternal burning*

TBS: We shall meet again soon, farewell...

*TBS disappears*

*Blackout drains all the Warrior's life force, rips apart his body, vaporizes whatever's left and then throws whatever's left of that into a wormhole, which he then collapses*

OOS: DON'T YOU DARE BRING HIM BACK FROM THIS, YNOT.

@TBS: No, Mondas is a new entity.

*the pirate randomly explodes*

*The scattered pieces of the pirate begin quivering, and then join back into pirate form, continuing making chaos and killing civilians*

OOS: Controlling two "god" characters at the same time? Wow, Blackout. Wow.

OOS: No, only one "god". Mondas is just a super-powerful planet killer entity.

*Mondas arrives in orbit of the Agrippa homeworld*

*The same vortex that was host to the Semi-mechanical space-pirates appears on the Agrippa homeworld, Linkit, and sucks in the matter around it, along with some Agrippa and some Froog*

???: Please enter my realm, but beware, before you can enter my game all your powers must be taken from you, field rules, y'know? Defeat my game, and you can take control of my realm...

*The message coming from the vortex can somehow be heard throughout the BZPB multiuniverse*

???: So step up! Young and old to enter the UG!

*Blackout fails to hear the message, since he is outside of the BZPB multiverse*

*Ynot speaks telepathically with Faroh*

Ynot: Thank you, Faroh, it would be much appreciated. you may take my merry men on board, but I will remain here for the time being. As I always do, I will rebuild to suit my needs. And right now, I need a ship of my own that can combat Darkmount.

Sasuken: You think I'm leaving your side? We always build the ships together. You work well with metal, but are miserable with the technology.

Ynot: Fair enough. Faroh, beam up everyone except Sasuken and myself. We have work to do

OOS: Okay, as you guys know I suck at naming things
Soooo CONTEST TIME!
What will Ynot's next ship be named?
Previous ships included the Cabana, Cabana Omega, and Wigwam.(Fear the Wigwam)
Rules are as usual, one week to come up with a name for the ship
End of the week, I will pick the winner
PS: My entry is Wickiup

EDIT: Whoops, didn't notice the new page
Also Blackout, you don't know Kratos very well
Every time he dies, he comes back.
But I will leave him dead(for now)

DK: "Hehe. Beam me up. I love that reference."

*Faroh beams everyone up except for Sasuken and Ynot*

Nadle: "I suggest that we don't go to that UG tournament. Whatever we might face there could be the end of us. Besides, Faroh, you might need training."

Faroh: "Of course. I understand."

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*The Baterra appears next to the Random ex-player that MK and MY were torturing*

MK: Oh yeah! He's all yours.

Baterra: "WEEEE!!!!"

*MakutaYnot looks perplexed*

MK: What? I love that Baterra! I had to bring him back from whatever planet he was stuck in now!

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*Uterio cannot hear the voice, as he is outside of the BZPB multiverse*

*he nods and sits in his throne*

Uterio: "So, Praepositus. Consider my offer, because you can't refuse it."

OOS: Tepee? Wicker-Star?

Præpositus: Well, Uterio Di Armechio, I accept your offer. You offer me power and revenge, how could I refuse. After that last battle I was looking for a way to escape that world. You have clearly escaped me from it but where am I now.

*Præpositus admires his newly enchanted sword.*

Præpositus: I should give this sword a name. In the meanwhile though, I think I ought to know the purpose of this army and my part to play in it all.

Uterio: "We are in a void dimension, near the planet of BZPB. I've pulled my army to prepare them for battle against D-Klak, and all those who have followed him. As soon as that wretched mercenary and his friends are dead, I will conquer the multiverse, and finally destroy the Great Beings I serve. I used to rule a galaxy, Commander, and now you will do the same."

*a warrior with an enormous lance named Rahksha steps up*

Rahksha: "I exist to serve you, Master General Uterio."

Uterio: "Praepositus, let my left hand man Rahksha lead you to the teleportation chamber. There, you will be taken to your ship. To further prove your worth, we will attack a planet known as Wayland. It is not my destiny to capture it, but to deliver a powerful blow so that all will know that Uterio Di Armechio has returned!!!"

OOS: "Rahksha"? I sense a reference.

Also, how about "The Ironclad" for the next ship name?

*Trantoshen appears in front of the UG portal, he is standing upon a standard Matoran Skyboard*

Trantoshen: Hmm... This isn't right. I'll just stand here and spend some time figuring out a way to close this.

???: That's it! if no one is brave enough to do so of their on free will, I shall forced the deceased!

*Every, and I mean EVERY deceased character, all the way down to chocoman appears inside the dimension in the vortex, all their powers taken away from them, they are in linkit, but not the linkit we have grown to hate, this is another linkit, the inhabitants gone*

???: Hello, all deceased! And welcome to the UG! We hope your stay here will either kill you, or mentally scar you

*A group of massive crab-like creatures appear around the crowd of deceased people, and because their powers are useless, the crabs take advantage, closing in on the crowd, snapping their claws*

???: Make a pact with another, and ONE of your powers will be given to you failure to do so will result in death.

*Trantoshen is sucked into the vortex, and is stripped of his powers, and joins the crowd of the deceased*

Happy Person: I... I'm alive again! This makes me even more happy!

*The Happy Person starts waving at everyone in a friendly manner, only to feel his happiness being sucked out of him*

HP: Hey! My happiness is gone! NOOOOO!!!

*The Guy Who Was Engulfed In Milk approaches him*

TGWWEIM: Hey, to get your happiness back, you need to make a pact with someone. If you make a pact with me, you can start to earn your happiness back, just as I can start to get back my milk!

*The Happy Person makes a pact with The Guy Who Was Engulfed In Milk*

*Mondas opens fire on the rift*

OOS: Reference? Please!

*Akzer, Tidal Wave, Rahn, and some other apprentices are alive in the rift*

Akzer: "What the heck?"

Rahn: "I have no idea, traitor. I would definitely want to put a bullet in your head, but since we have no powers, and these crabs are trying to kill us, I'm forced to be with you."

Tidal Wave: "I acknowledge."

*the gelantinous blob follows them, along with Tulio*

Tulio: "How do we fight them?"

*the group walk to TFWWEIM and the Happy Person*

Akzer: "I'd hate to say it humans, but we're all equal now. Tell me you have an idea to fight this!"

OOS: Can we used the Forsaken Troll's deceased characters?
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*Uterio waits Praepositus's answer (see my previous post)*

OOS: If by the forsaken troll you mean JS, no, inactive user's characters will die.

???: Now, on the subject of getting your powers back, each of you will be getting a pin, each pin containing the wearers PHYSICAL STRENGTH and nothing more. wear these said pins and you can harness the power of that pin, oh, and did I mention that you can steal each others pins?

*The crabs move in on the newly-made group of deceased*

???: Your powers will ONLY work if you are in pairs of two, it kind of reinforces the battle system we have here. So get in a pair, and simply touch one of the crabs, what happens then... Well, I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise for you.

*Another ominous voice can be heard*

??? #2: C'mon you little misfactoring hectopascals! get moving! all of you are SO ZETTA SLOW!

OOS: TWEWY (The World Ends With You) for the win.

*Mondas' efforts do NOTHING to the rift*

*TGWWEIM pokes a crab*

Praepositus: I really have nothing to lose. Take me to my ship and point me towards Wayland.

*TGWWEIM and Happy person are transported to what looks like a city street, but there are no people in it, another thing is that neither TGWWEIM or happy person can see each other, although they are in the same place, but they feel as if they are connected somehow, a stone hits TGWWEIM on the head, and happy person feels it too*

???: so, we have our first pact to brave the crabs, are you ready?

*By TGWWEIM'S and happy person's perspective, a single giant crab appears in the middle of the street, and aproaches, taking swings with its claws*

???: The crabs before you both share the same physical health, as do you two, if I were to kill one of you, the other one will die too

*meanwhile ??? #2 talks to the crowd of the deceased*

??? #2: Do you not realise this is your FIRST mission!? any hectopascal who does not destroy at least ONE crab will be DELETED after (20 posts), IS THAT CLEAR!?

*Ynot and Sasuken begin work on their new ship*

***

*Helryx, Teridax, Xintin, and SMY are resurrected*

Helryx: Teridax! EAT MY WATER!...

*Nothing happens*

Helryx: Where is my water?

*They hear ???'s announcement*

Helryx: Figures....

OOS: No one minds if I use these guys, right? Cause other than SMY, None of my Characters ever really die...
Also, do you know what Makuta are currently dead? Can't remember which have been killed and which haven't

Don't really mind much, but remember, only one pair can win the UG, the others will die/die again.~TBS