If Then

This is a game of If and Thens.
Rules are simple, player 1 posts an If, player 2 responds a Then and a new If.

Example:
Player 1: If Zombies
Player 2: Then Break Glass
If Sparkling Vampires
Player 1: Then break eyes
If Andrew Jackson were to be elected

Needless to say, the If doesn't have to be related to your Then, but it can be.

Start:
If orange bandicoots

Then broken boxes and eaten wumpa fruits.

If Neo Cortex actually won

then I would know what that is.

If Romney won

Then Abraham Lincoln would decend on he white house from a giant bald bird and insist that the country be run by the shinier of two turds.

If he did this after poping outta his grave and pulling an AK47 out trom under his hat?

Then he would blow away Batman with a rattatattatat.

If Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne?

Then Chuck would see through his clever disguise, and crush Batman's head, in between his thighs

If Dead Batman

then the Joker is sad

If Batman came back to life

Then Black Lanterns

If genie in a bottle

Then Christina Aguilera. *shudders*

If good music was revealed to the world....

Then Pink Floyd and Yes would come back

If they did

Then the second coming of Woodstock

If one were to shout We will rock you

then someone would hear them.

If more people shouted that

Then Freddie Mercury would return.

If Freddie Mercury would return

another one would bite the dust

If Superman really existed

Then super villains would follow

If Super villains were to overwhelm Superman

I would take care of them.

If Robert Downey Jr. would legally change his name to Tony Stark....

Then he better get the Mark I made within the week

If Warm Bodies does well in theaters

It's all over for humanity.

If the world really did end in 2012

Then Warm Bodies would have never released, and humanity would be redeemed

If pigs flew

Then games would stop loving you.

If cars could fly

Big Oil would die

If you are in Rome

Then you should probably avoid wearing a fur coat

If you are in Brussels

Then beware the sprouts.

If you are in Belgium

Then you must still beware the sprouts

If you are in Florida

Then beware everything that seems normal.

If you are in England

you will be exterminated

if you are a Dalek

Then you will exterminate

If you have lost everything

then you have nothing to lose

if you're Sheldon Cooper

Then you have failed. I am DOCTOR Sheldon Cooper

If Dr. Sheldon Cooper had an argument with Dr. Greggory House M.D.

Then Dr. House would win.

If Dr. House became a world leader

Then the world would be a better place

If the New guy ever got a sequel

Then I'd know what that is

If Richard Hammond played the Doctor

Then I would be just as lost

If you could kill one show from TV

Then Honey Boo Boo would be gone,

If I had a Bombinomicon

Then boom boom boom

If Abraham Lincoln really was the Pyro

Then this nation would be completely different

If George Washington was actually a Heavy Weapons guy

Then the redcoats would see his giant new gun.

If Kon was from Lincolnshire

Then he would dance to the song of his people

If Klak were to dance the song of his people

Then I'd be dancing to a cacophony of different styles of music.

If this sentence is false

then my head asplode

if The Song that Never Ends ended

Then the world would collapse.

If Salvador Dalí could fly

Then he could actually get higher than he normally is.

If he were to paint in that state

The result would be incomprehensible to humans

If Peter Gabriel never left Genesis

Then Pinkie Pie would PArty

If Blackout had actually succeeded in killing the Architect

Then he would take over the Users' power and the game would end far sooner

If Ynot killed the Architect

Then we know what happens already

If Ynot didn't get sucked into Pandoras Box

Then Ynot would try killing the universe.

If Deadpool was in BZPB

Then he would wind up being a side character like most other people who are owned by a company.

If your mom breaks out the baby pictures

Then it's time to flee to Mexico and change your name to Pepito

If you change your name to Pepito

You will own a burger place in my city (delicious, by the way).

If you flee to Mexico