If Then

Then we would seek revenge.

If we did so

Then our battle against them would be shown on TV

If it was watched by millions of people

Then Fox would cancel it like everything else that people love.

If it was on BBC instead

Then Moffat would write it

If Moffat wrote it

Then rage

If Jeoff Johns Wrote it

Then it would be interesting.

If Frank Miller wrote it

Then Fan Boying

If Zombies

Then run

If robots

Then Fight

If Austrailium

Then we shall engage in a battle to claim the full supply

If I win

Then We've got a SPY OVER HERE!

If Pyro

Then Sniper

If 2 + 2

Then Fish

If Fishing Pole

Then more fish

If more fish

Then we eat fish.

If we eat fish

Then we drink white wine

if we drink white wine

Then we get tipsy

If BZPB gets Tipsy

Then chaos would envelop wherever we're at.

If someone switched the white wine for water at the last minute

Then Ferret and Red would switch the water for Vodka and Tequilla

If BZPB got stone cold hammered

We would all be deported to Mars.

If the above occurs

Then I would claim the area around the face of Mars as my territory

If I did so

Then I would ask you if you had a flag.

If Ynot does not have a flag

Then he doesn't get to claim it

If I brought my own flag and tried to claim the area

Then you would do so, because you have a flag.

If KoN burned DRJ's flag

Then I would have to burn him

If you intervened

I would make everyone remember that we're on Mars, so we have to watch out for Therns rather than attack one another.

If a Thern approached us

Then Kon would burn him

If we built a base

Then Chocoman would help us build it.

If we succeeded and built a wonderful base

Then the Therns would get jealous and attack

If they surrounded our base

Then I'd open suitcase 1300M.

If I open Suitcase 1300M

Then you'd put on a warm pair of socks

If you did

Then you would be arrested by the "Arrest You For No Reason" Police.

If Ynot were to escape from jail

Then the police would hunt him

If he ended up shooting an officer

Then he would be in really big trouble.

If he woke up from his dream of destruction

Then he would be confronted by reality and wish to return

If he was given a gun

Then he would shoot it at a shooting range.

If he was given a katana

Then he would slash at a mannequin

If an employee of the clothes store asked him to leave

I would do so quietly, paying for the mannequin and taking it with me

If I had a tablet

Then you would hack into a bank

If you did

I would probably be caught, as I'm a horrible hacker

If I was caught

Then you would be thrown in jail

If we broke you out again

I would be reformed

If I was reformed

Then you would no longer be a humanoid

If you were reptilian instead

Then I would start a rebellion with my fellow reptiles

If I started a Reptilian Rebellian

Then we would be overrun

If you became our new overlord

Then I wouldn't know what to do with the power and leave to more capable claws

If I left it in more capable claws

Then the new overlord would exile you

If you fought him in an arena

Then I would win, and be leader again

If The Fire Nation Attacked

Then we would have to look for the Avatar

If I were the Avatar

Then we'd all be up S**t creek without a paddle

If Klak was the Avatar