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- Post n°51
Re: If Then
Then you shall have to wear a sombrero to blend in
If you fail to blend in
If you fail to blend in
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Re: If Then
Then you are shunned to the Valley Of People Without Sombreros.
If you are shunned to the Valley Of People Without Sombreros
If you are shunned to the Valley Of People Without Sombreros
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- Post n°53
Re: If Then
Then become embraced by the town of People in Fedoras
If the Decepticons offer you cake
If the Decepticons offer you cake
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- Post n°54
Re: If Then
Then check it for poison
If it hasn't got any poison in it
If it hasn't got any poison in it
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- Post n°55
Re: If Then
Then it probably has weapons.
If it doesn't have any weapons
If it doesn't have any weapons
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- Post n°56
Re: If Then
Then it's safe to eat
If you eat it
If you eat it
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- Post n°57
Re: If Then
Then you still die, because you ate what a race of highly advanced mechanical beings consider to be "cake".
If that cake was a lie
If that cake was a lie
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Re: If Then
Then you wouldn't die
If it was real cake
If it was real cake
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Re: If Then
Then it was the best cake a Decepticon could make.
If Shroom made something go kaboom
If Shroom made something go kaboom
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Re: If Then
Then it would explode off his Abs of Chrome
If Cobra retired
If Cobra retired
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- Post n°61
Re: If Then
Then MECH would fill their spot
If the ghost of Starscream possessed Cobra Commander
If the ghost of Starscream possessed Cobra Commander
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Re: If Then
Then there would be two Chris Lattas in one body.
If Megatron got hammier
If Megatron got hammier
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Re: If Then
Then the hamminess would cause the sun to collapse in on itself
If that happened
If that happened
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Re: If Then
Then Earth would freeze over
If this happened
If this happened
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Re: If Then
Then I would still somehow survive.
If I ruled Cleveland
If I ruled Cleveland
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Re: If Then
Then no one would notice because it's just Cleveland
If someone actually noticed
If someone actually noticed
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Re: If Then
They would say "About damn time someone takes over Cleveland."
If I and Marisa Tomei were one
If I and Marisa Tomei were one
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Re: If Then
Then you'd have met Fred Gwynne before he died
If he hadn't died
If he hadn't died
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Re: If Then
Then the world would b out of order, and you will have to check back tomorrow
If the bus you are on were flung through the air by a tornado
If the bus you are on were flung through the air by a tornado
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Re: If Then
Then I would land in Oz.
If Klak became the Wizard of Oz
If Klak became the Wizard of Oz
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Re: If Then
Then San would be Dorothy
If San is Dorothy
If San is Dorothy
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Re: If Then
Then Ferret would be the witch
If Ferret was the witch
If Ferret was the witch
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Re: If Then
Then she'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
If Cave Johnson joined BZPB
If Cave Johnson joined BZPB
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Re: If Then
Then we must begin testing straight away.
If these tests involve temporal paradoxes
If these tests involve temporal paradoxes
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Re: If Then
Then we're all f#cked
If they don't
If they don't
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Re: If Then
Then only the Test Subject is f#cked
If Asved suddenly found himself in The Original Hooters with untold debauchery about
If Asved suddenly found himself in The Original Hooters with untold debauchery about
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Re: If Then
Then Asved would leave and apologize to his wife, Lsot.
If Lsot had a kid.
If Lsot had a kid.
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Re: If Then
Then his name would be Hcild
If I knew how to pronounce that
If I knew how to pronounce that
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Re: If Then
Then your mind would explode.
If Monday mornings weren't as dull
If Monday mornings weren't as dull
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Re: If Then
Then they would become Wednesdays.
If Julian Assange joined BZPB....
If Julian Assange joined BZPB....
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Re: If Then
Then he would only post once and disappear forever
If he actually stayed
If he actually stayed
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Re: If Then
Then he would expose our secrets to the public......even Christmas 2005.
If the world knew about Christmas 2005
If the world knew about Christmas 2005
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Re: If Then
Then the public would be very confused, as we didn't exist in 2005 as a group.
If Bozo the Clown was released on good behavior
If Bozo the Clown was released on good behavior
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Re: If Then
Then he would stop being a clown, and instead use his entertainment efforts to help the poor.
If you give a mouse a cookie
If you give a mouse a cookie
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Re: If Then
Then the colony will eat your face.
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, but
IF you teach a man to fish
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, but
IF you teach a man to fish
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Re: If Then
You'll feed him until the lake runs out of fish
If the lake ran out of fish
If the lake ran out of fish
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Re: If Then
Then that would be a load of tish.
If the lake suddenly had more fish
If the lake suddenly had more fish
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Re: If Then
Then the Spanish would come and take them all
If Klak understood that joke
If Klak understood that joke
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Re: If Then
Then I would become one with the Force.
If I was a Jedi
If I was a Jedi
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Re: If Then
Then Zordon would, I don't know, sense great....fear? In you. You can not be a Power Ranger.
If [world.dominated=true]
If [world.dominated=true]
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Re: If Then
Then wot.
If I knew what Ynot meant by that
If I knew what Ynot meant by that
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Re: If Then
Then you would know everything there is to know
If Klak were to find out something else
If Klak were to find out something else
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Re: If Then
Then his mind would explode
If everyone understood programming language
If everyone understood programming language
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Then we would all write viruses and the internet would collapse
If we could physically enter the internet to fight the viruses
If we could physically enter the internet to fight the viruses
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Re: If Then
Then we would be reading on TMNT plots
If you fear the reaper
If you fear the reaper
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Re: If Then
Then you're an idiot because there's no such thing
If the reaper was real
If the reaper was real
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Re: If Then
Then he'd be behind you for telling you so
If a butterfly flaps its wings in central park
If a butterfly flaps its wings in central park
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Then nothing will actually happen
If a butterfly flaps its wings in a war zone
If a butterfly flaps its wings in a war zone
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Re: If Then
Then a hurricane sweeps through Japan
If the DEA kicked in your door right now
If the DEA kicked in your door right now
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Re: If Then
Then technically they'd be invading a foreign country
If I was actually in America
If I was actually in America
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