[GAME] Wish corruption

You don't remember any of them. However, that means you can't remember your good dreams about your future. Now your goals are minimized.

I wish I had technopathy.

You do, but you can only access your new power when you don't need it. When you do need it, you are unable to use it.

I wish I had technopathy, and could use it whenever I wanted.

You can, but the re-wiring of your brain required to allow for telepathy causes you to never want to use it.

It also makes gives you a rather nasty case of OCD when it comes to arranging pencils...

I wish I had technopathy and could access it whenever I wanted/needed to.

You do, but the side-effect is that you now look like a frog. Congratulations?

I wish people round here wouldn't disappear randomly.

Granted. Now they are abducted randomly by Ferret-X.

I wish for Things. Many Things.

You get Many Things. Unfortunately they all materialize on top of you, crushing you.

I wish for some harmless pencils.

You receive harmless pencils...via fatal airdrop-on-head delivery.

I wish I were immune to crushing....

You are immune to crushing. However, you are not immune to katana slashes. Good luck walking into ninja conventions!

I wish DRJ would post.

He does, but it is to announce your banning.

I wish people would stop asking me certain annoying questions.

They do. But now, you have begun a set of events that results in your isolation in an island that is far from Nauru, the paradise of the Pacific.

I wish I could rescue DRJ.

You can, but only at the cost of you being trapped on the island yourself!

I wish I could put off rescuing Klak for as long as possible!

You do. The wait is so long that Gaben releases Episode 3, thus forcing me to swim back home safely without you.

I wish I discovered oil in my backyard.

You do, but sadly you are hit by a car just before you can do anything about it.

I wish I inherited Klak's new-found oil when he dies AND that I didn't die.

It doesn't make your eyes sting. It makes your skin sting now.

I wish everyone would have a Happy Star Wars Day.

We do, then the Star Trek community starts a phaser fight in a terrorist attack on Star Wars fans.

I wish....

*pulls out controler, presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, then Start*

You successfully used a cheat to accomplish.............
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..........................................nothing. Because this is a forum. Sorry.

I wish our coins were actually useful.

They are now legal tender. Sadly, they are only legal tender in the small African dictatorship of Eritrea, which is not a place you'd like to spend your money.

I wish Eritrea was not a dictatorship.

It isn't. But now Nigeria is undergoing another coup to balance out the supposed imbalance.

I wish there wasn't an imbalance, and that Eritrea stayed free.

There isn't an imbalance. This is because the Earth is destroyed, except for Eritrea, which survives inside a bubble of air. It remains free!

I wish the Earth was not destroyed.

It is not destroyed. Unfortunately, the restoration of Earth pisses off the Daleks for some reason.

I wish the Daleks weren't so angry.

They're not. But now the Decepticons are angry to restore the balance.

I wish the Decepticons weren't angry, and that there was no imbalance.

There is no imbalance, and the Decepticons aren't angry. But now, the constant avoidance of balance creates a perpetual war between the autobots and Decepticons.

I wish the war between them would end already, and that Optimus Prime would be the victor.

He is, but sadly this is the IDW continuity. This means thousands of angry civilians come back to Cybertron and force Optimus to leave.

I wish John Barber would stop killing off so many Decepticons in his comics.

He doesn't kill Decepticons. Now Autobots are dying left and right.

I wish I could go to Cybertron.

You can. Sadly you are stomped on by a Decepticon.

I wish I was a Decepticon.

You are, but now Optimus Prime is looking for you.

I wish I was Optimus Prime.

You are. Sadly you are Optimus Prime in 'Dark Awakening'. This means you are a zombie revived by the Quintessons, and by an unfortunate fluke your inclusion means "The Return of Optimus Prime" is never made. You fly into a supernova and that is the end of that!

I wish I was Megatron.

You are. The movie Megatron, that is. Enjoy dying twice in horrible ways and having excessive ham!

I wish DRJ was into Hakuna Matata.

He does. he now becomes anti-DRJ and causes an anti-matter explosion next to your house. (somehow)

I wish I had more cash.

You now have plenty of cash...in Zimbabwean currency.

I wish Sarge had cash of higher value!

He does. Now he has cash that is worth very very very slightly more than Zimbabwean currency, but not very much.

I wish I had lots of actually valuable cash.

You are. Sadly, you are nowhere near Brussels, so you miss out on the flea market.

I wish KoN had Steam again!

He does. But someant steals the computer with steam seconds after recovering steam.

I wish I knew what major I really wanted to be in X,x

You do. But you go mad from the revelation!

I wish Sarge and I both know what major to be in without having to go mad!

We did, save for See-man.

I wish See-man had a happy day today.

He does, but the very next day he is assassinated.

I wish I could stop the assassin!

You do, but then you have the entire Assassin's brotherhood after you.

I wish DRJ did not join the Templars!

He doesn't because he made his own Templar-allied faction!

I wish DRJ hadn't made his own Templar-Allied faction...

I didn't. Now I've made a Decepticon-allied faction.

I wish said Decepticon-allied faction wasn't wiped out by Optimus Prime.

They don't. Instead, Cryoshell makes music for Tommy Wiseau.

I wish you knew how corrupted that sounds.

You breathe in both locations, but fail to breathe on the ground. You must now live with the Atlanteans, Toa Mahri, Barakki, and space aliens.

I wish that sounded better.

It does, but now you hate the sound of everything else.

I wish my Sociology teacher would be less vague about what we have to study for our exam.

Your teacher is now clear about everything and overwhelms your brain with information that is going on the massive test.

I wish I had my own Shelek.

You do, but you are now unable to turn it off, so you can no longer hear anything.

I wish I had my own Calix.

You pull of incredible moves. Unfortunately, the mask glitches and you crash into a rock.

I wish I had kohle.