[GAME] Wish corruption

There is more SCIENCE! However, it is in the area of anti-Srgt. Master weapons.

I wish the SCIENCE! was not in that area.

It is not. It is now in Aperture Science.

I wish DRJ would stop trying to go there.

I remember to lock the door on the way out. DRJ's inner conscience stops him from trying to get in.

I wish My family would tell me when they plan to drag me out when they have plans that have absolutely nothing to do with me. =,=

They do, but your jimmies remain rustled.

I wish Sarge's jimmies weren't rustled.

He is now part of the Triumvirate, but does no longer have access to Earth as a result.

I wish I could breathe in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

You can breathe in space, but not on Earth.

I wish I was part of the Triumvirate of Jimmies, could breathe in space, and on Earth.

You are, but you detect a rustling in the jimmies, which unbalances the Triumvirate and you get kicked out.

I wish I had infinite travel-moneys.

You do. However, you only have them when you don't need them, and when you do need them they mysteriously vanish.

I wish I had infinite travel-moneys that I had all the time!

You do. You ruin the worlds economy tho. Nice Job Breaking it.

I wish the economy was okay.

It is, but now you have no money.

I wish Sarge had money.

Sarge does have money. Zimbabwean dollars, that is.

I wish DRJ would stop saying he wanted to go bowling.

He now becomes obsessed with skiing and uses your money to buy himself a ticket to Austria to partake in ski-related activities.

I wish I was a Hollywood scriptwriter.

You are, but you wind up working for Tommy Wiseau.

I wish KoN and Tommy Wiseau actually met.

We do but he doesn't like me O(

I wish I could learn Maya quicker!

You learn the Mayan language. Congratulations! You learn a language that is spoken only in certain regions of Mexico and Central America!

I wish KoN would have learned to use the program Maya.

I do, but a laptop crash somehow deletes it, thus rendering those skills useless.

I wish I could hold all these limes.

You can, for one minute. After that time your arms break and you can no longer hold them.

I wish KoN would post another chapter of The Lesser of Two Fates.

He does, but it contains an excess of Teruganity.

I wish we all knew how great Teruganity was.

We now know of it's greatness, and thus wish to extinguish it

I wish Teruganity was completely extinguished

It is, but the RPG loses its flair.

I wish all was well, and the Teruganity had returned.

It is, but now you are no longer allowed to play the RPG.

I wish for Things. Many Things. ((c) Sarge)

You receive so many things placed upon your body that you are simply crushed by their wieght

I wish I could be in as many places at once as i desired

You are, after someone eviscerates you.

I wish I was back in the RPG, and that Ynot was back together...and that DRJ wasn't crushed.

All happen, KoN is now banned.

I wish for more Ynot-safe Science

There is Ynot safe science! But there is no Ferret safe science!

I wish there was "BZPB" safe science so that we would all be okay, and that KoN would return!

I do, but I happen to get in the way of one of Sarge's experimental firing sequence of evil SCIENCE beams. The result is not good.

I wish people would wait for me to finish the next chapter of The Lesser of Two Fates because I'm a wee bit more busy lately and it's much longer than the usual!

They do but I get sicker because of it.

I wish I could get over this fking virus already.

You get over it, but not under it. It is now next to you.
I wish Sarge was healed!

Sarge becomes overhealed and goes on a rampage because of it.

I wish for some bacon.

You get some, but it's not fresh bacon.

I wish for fresh bacon.

You get some but your neighbour sneaks into your house at night and eats it. Better not to ask why.

I wish Meet the Pyro revealed his/her identity.

It does, but you completely miss it.

I wish the Pyro knew he was killing people.

He does, but he's such a murderous psychopath he carries on doing it anyway.

I wish for Episode 3 (you know which franchise I'm talking about!).

You get Episode 3 from the franchise you aren't talking about. A new Episode of My Little Pony!

I wish we had Half Life 3.

You get HF3 the day after Starcraft Ghost releases

I wish I had a spiral cut, honey baked ham

You do, but it is randomly stolen by someone.

I wish LDD wasn't so difficult to work with.

It isn't, however you get ADD which makes it just as hard.

I wish for generic wishes.

You get them, but they expire before you can use them.

I wish for generic wishes which did not expire.

They are generic, and do not expire, but you yourself are tired of their genericness due to your overwhelming hipsterness.

I wish wishing wasn't so wishy-washy.

Wishing is now Washy Wishy

I wish I had a good theme song for my life

You get one but 143,856 people have the same one as you.

I wish everyone were loving and understanding.

Everyone now loves and tolerates the Sh!t out of each other by becoming Bronys.

I wish more Homestuck Trolls and Bronys could get along

They do, but that means they cannot get along with Gundam fans.

I wish all fanbases could get along.

They do, because all entertainment media gets made illegal across the multi-verse (for the sake of SCIENCE!) and so the fanbases are forced to become one massive underground.

I wish we could remove this underground!

We can. But now there are no fanbases left. Nobody likes anything anymore.

I wish people liked things again.

We do, but we go into different wars based upon what we dislike.

I wish this topic started again, and all of the other wishes were null and void.

Now the game is broken. Congratulations.

I wish it was not broken.

It's now fixed but people are still trying to break it (except from Gabe Newell, who's trying to delay it another few pages).

I wish for a helmet.

You get one, but it is far too small for you to wear.

I wish for a helmet I could wear.

You can wear it, but doing so endangers your health.

I wish the helmet was okay, and that DRJ was okay.