[GAME] Wish corruption

They are, but they are promptly abducted by other, not-so-friendly aliens.

I wish the friendly aliens would be released.

They are free, but before they are, the mean aliens brainwashed them to be of like mind and programmed you to be their target.

I wish I could get that on Youtube

You can, but it's promptly deleted for violating the Terms of Service.

I wish I could survive being the aliens' target.

You survive just long enough for the Government Agents to get you

I wish I could also get that on Youtube, without violating the Terms of Service

You can, but due to a glitch, anyone trying to see it actually sees Charlie Bit My Finger.

I wish I looked like my avatar.

You get hit by a truck face-on 23 minutes later.

I wish Charlie didn't bite fingers.

He does, now he bites noses.

I wish he didn't do that either.

He now bites below the belt

I wish this video went viral

you're the one getting bitten.

I wish I was the one to upload the video.

You are, but Charlie's family sues for improper use of their sons image

I wish this trial to be globally televised

It is, but I win the case.

I wish for endless Wednesdays.

Everyday is now named Wednesday, but life marches on like normal, nothing else effected

I wish I had a copy of SBURB

You do but the disc is scratched.

I wish the Earth destroying meteors were redirected.

They hit our sun

I wish to survive the explosions unharmed or altered

You do, but after the explosions, a tree falls on you and crushes you.

I wish Ynot would survive this.

I'm OKAY! Hey..why am I radioactive?

I wish for radioactive superpowers

You get them, but you can't use them without causing nuclear explosions.

I wish that side-effect didn't happen.

It goes away, but not before I use it on Poland and Belgium

I wish, I wish, Jones was a fish

I am. A piranha. In your trousers.

I wish I was a girl both mentally and physically.

You more look and act like Ugly Betty

I wish I could Time Travel at will.

You can, but you can only travel five minutes into the future or past at a time.

I wish my life sucked less.

Your life now sucks less, but the rest of the world had to die.

I wish I didn't die.

You don't, but you are horribly crippled and wish you had.

I wish for a catgirl costume.

You get one but it's way too baggy and smeared with oil and white stains for some reason.

I wish for the source of infinite pootis

You are buried in pootis and die.

I wish for shape-shifting abilities.

You now spontaneous shift your shape uncontrolably.

I wish I had a mobile internet connection with high signal strength that only I and those I allow have acess to

You do, except your phone (not your connection) is really laggy.

I wish I was in my sig-pic.

You're on one of the planets!

I wish Kon was actually visible on his sig-pic.

I am... in a parallel universe D;

I wish the internet was cured of cancer.

The internet doesn't have cancer, but now all those on it do.

I wish we were Cancer free

We are, but now the amount of leprosy has increased to restore the balance

I wish we were leprosy-free.

Congratulations. You just gave everyone cancer, and they all died.

I wish to command an army of undead.

You get one, but it's actually SCP-637.

I wish I had a tub of SCP-387.

You do, but it is actually Mega Bloks instead of Lego

I wish Kon had a tub of Legos!

They see his Mega Blox and obliterate his existence.

I wish for a doom cannon whose function can only be determined by me.

You receive one, on top of your skull.

I wish Life was forever and interesting

You can obtain this, however, only by using the Lazarus Pit. And it is painful.

I wish the Lazarus Pit was not painful!

It isn't, instead it's so fun to be in that you never get out.

I wish to win a writing contest.

Your work wins a contest, but you recieve no credit for it, and it is highly believed you cheated.


I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted!

DRJ does win, but the prize is a pencil from the desk of an unpleasant man.

I wish the pencil had mystical powers!

The Pencil has the ability to bring what it writes to life, but it will never write what you intend, only nightmares

I wish everyone would stop accidentally elephants

Instead, everyone accidentally SCIENCE!.

I wish I had a way to make profit on Step 6

You do, but the profit is NOT in hats or refined

I wish I had a hat.

You do, but it's from a Barbie doll.

I wish for a proper hat.

You get the most glorious, majestic hat on Earth, but police shoot at you, thinking you're a hat thief because you have it.

I wish for a higher IQ

Your IQ goes up by one point.

I wish everyone would spell 'colour' correctly.

Everyone suddenly begins saying "colour" instead of "color", and the English language suddenly loses all its dialects and becomes bland, causing everyone to begin learning Spanish.



I wish everything was back to normal.

It is, but at the cost of RED team winning.

I wish BLU team would win instead.

It does, but it cannot defeat the onslaught of robots.

I wish we could defeat those robots!