[GAME] Wish corruption

We do, but we all die as a result.

I wish we survived!

We do, but we survive as Skyrim characters.

I wish I was Dovahkiin.

You are, but you get mugged in your sleep.

I wish I won the internet

You win the internet, but lost the game.

I wish I could see the future

You die the day after you gain this ability.

I wish for immortality.

The world explodes the moment you do.

I wish for a long prosperous life filled with interesting endeavours

You do, however, your death is so embarrassing it puts all your endeavors to shame.

I wish that made sense.

It does, but only to one very bitter old Pakistani man.

I wish I was said Pakistani man!

You are blown up by an IED

I wish Jones was a fish.

He is a fish, but one about to be cooked.

I wish that the fish was okay-ish!

I am now a piranha. Inside your pants.

I wish for the latest Cruxshadows album!

You get it, but it sucks.

I wish DRJ was nowhere near my pants.

Now I am inside your brain.

I wish I could control Klak's actions from my new location.

You can, but he is hit by a truck before you can do anything.


I wish for world peace.

All of humanity is wiped out. Now that there is no one left to fight, world peace is achieved.

I wish humanity was resurrected.

It is, but now, all humans save for you are Klak clones. Enjoy living with 7 billion versions of me!

I wish everything was back to normal!

It is, but at the cost of your soul.

I wish Klak had his soul back.

I get my soul back, but for a price.

I wish I knew what that price was!

It is your brain.

I wish Klak could get his brain back.

I do, but it has bits and pieces of Yon's brain.

I wish I had my regular brain back!

You do, but now you're missing your hands.

I wish Klak had his hands back.

I do, but they appear on my back.

I wish fate would stop joking around and make me normal again!

It does. Now you are completely and utterly average and boring.

I wish Klak was interesting!

I am interesting, unfortunately, this involves me becoming a notorious criminal.

I wish I was interesting in a legal way!

You are now interesting by virtue of leading the most uninteresting life imaginable.

I wish that made sense.

It does, but at the expense of the integrity of the universe.

I wish the universe made sense!

It does, but the idea of it making sense blows your mind to smithereens.

I wish his mind was back together!

It is, but the force required to put his mind back together blows your mind to smithereens.

I wish this nonsense would stop.

It stops. Wish Corruption breaks.

I wish an Odd Engineer would fix the Wish Corruption game.

He does, but a Sniper shoots him soon after.

I wish I was that Sniper!

You are, but said sniper is backstabbed by a spy.

I wish someone would torch that spy!

You are that spy.

I wish I was the Pyro who torched you!

You are immidiatly shot down by Heavy Weapons Guy

I wish I was the Engineer safe in my hidey hole with walls of turrets gaurding me

You're safe, until a drunk Scotsman bounces grenades off walls into your sentry nest.

I wish I had radioactive drinks to keep me safe.

You do, but they are too radioactive and end up poisoning you.

I wish Kon would survive.

He lives the rest if his life looking like the hunch back from 300.

I wish godzilla was hoping around tokyo city like a big playground

Tokyo is very quickly destroyed.

I wish it was rebuilt!

It is rebuilt, but destroyed again by the monster of the week.

I wish there were no monsters!

There aren't, because nothing exists anymore.

I wish things existed again!

A whale and a bowl of petunia are all that exist now

I wish the next poster would know that referance

I knew the reference, but I forgot it because I was mind-wiped.

I wish I knew who mind-wiped me!

You do, but then it turns out to be me.

I wish I knew why I mind-wiped Klak!

You learn it was due to a mind controlling Star fish on your chest

I wish I had unfathomable wealth

You do. The wealth is now located in the unfathomable reaches of space.

I wish Ynot could reach that wealth!

I can, but it required a human sacrifice

I wish it would rain hamburgers from the sky

It rains Hamburg-ers, aka, people from Hamburg.

I wish it would rain hamburger sandwiches from the sky!

It dose, but they are spoiled

I wish magic were real

You're turned into a frog!

I wish I knew how to turn Ynot back into a human.

You do, but you inadvertently turn yourself into a fish

I wish I knew how to cook fish in a way I'd like

You do, but I stop you from cooking DRJ.

I wish DRJ was back to normal.