[GAME] Wish corruption

I am back to normal, but you accidentally send yourself back in time.

I wish I knew when Klak was.

You now know when Klak is, but not who

I wish to be sovereign ruler of this Earth

All other humans die, leaving no competition for the title.

I wish I met aliens.

You are probed, anally

I wish for a better job

You're fired after one day.

I wish for more time to write stories.

You loose access to internet, there in allowing you time to write

I wish Gibbs would interrogate Batman

Batman breaks his nose.

I wish for a blue and orange jet.

Your jets has no wings, thus engines either.

I wish I had avian wings

You have avian wings, but they are broken.

I wish Ynot could take his broken wings, and learn to fly again, and learn to live so free.

He flies too close to the sun.

I wish Ynot would survive.

Ynot does survive, but he is transformed into a potato chip for some reason.

I wish Ynot was human again!

I am human again, but my molecules randomly change my appearance

I wish I could control it

You do, but the fact that you can control your own molecules somehow makes you go mad.

I wish Ynot was sane again!

He wasn't exactly sane in the first place, so he can't be sane again. He remains insane.

I wish Ynot would become sane.

I am now sane and boring

I wish I was my good ole nutty self again

You become yourself, but nutty, meaning you are a peanut.

I wish Ynot was human!

I am finally me again, but PotUS is now a Falcon

I wish that made sense

It does, to everyone except you.

I wish it made sense to you too.

It does, but now Ynot is part of the collective.

I wish Ynot was an individual again!

He is, but the rest of the human race is now part of the collective.

I wish we could assimilate the rest of the universe.

We do, but it's not part of the Borg.

I wish we were part of the Borg!

My assimilation into the Borg forces a hard reset

I wish there were actually good flavors in the newest flavor of Lays challenge

They are extremely rare.

I wish to not have social anxiety.

You are now socially promiscuous

I wish this dish had no fish

It doesn't, now it has your face on it.

I wish for a better DVD player.

You now have a PS3 that YLOD'd on you. Still better than a plain ole DVD

I wish more people would frequent this site that weren't trolls or one day visitors

More people visit, but they are only 2 day visitors.

I wish more people would become regularly participating members

They are obsessed with Twilight

I wish that series never happened

Warm Bodies takes its place.

I wish that never happened either.

It doesn't, but it is replaced by a trend so horrifying it will make you pluck your eyes out.

I wish knowing said trend didn't result in such a Oedipal action!

It doesn't. Now it results in a different Oedipal action.

I wish that didn't make me want to claw my eyes out.

Instead of making you want to claw your eyes out, it makes you want to scoop your brains out and feed them to a coatimundi.

I wish everything was back to normal again, and that said return to normalcy does not break the game.

It instead breaks California off of the USA

I wish it'd go hang with Hawaii

Hawaii and California hang out, but Alaska can't come this time.

I wish everyone else understood the reference Ynot is making, because I do!

They do, but you no longer do.

I wish I really did understand it.

You do, but now you are the only person in the Milky Way Galaxy to do so.

I wish DRJ would travel outside of the Milky Way to see if other beings understood that reference!

I do, but I am abducted by Daleks.

I wish they would free me!

They free you, but you are captured by Cybermen.

I wish DRJ didn't get "upgraded"!

I'm not, but I am used for target practice by Sontarans.

I wish I would survive!

You do, only long enough for the Daleks to get a hold of you again and EXTERMINATE!

I wish We had a new DRJ

You do, but he is far inferior to the original.

I wish my mind would escape my body just before my extermination and enter the replacement.

It does, but the replacement is overwhelmed by your mind. It melts.

I wish DRJ had a new body!

I do, but it's roughly 5 inches with a normal-sized head.

I wish my head was to scale.

It is, you are still 5 inches tall.

I wish DRJ was restored to his normal height!

I am, but now you are 4 inches.

I wish to avoid stepping on Klak!

You do, but I end up falling into a sewer.

I wish to transform into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle whose height is exactly the same as my regular height!

You do, but Shredder defeats you!

I wish Stieg Larsson hadn't died.

He didn't, but everyone else did

I wish I was not part of everyone else.

You and Stieg Larsson are now the only human beings left alive. You deem yourself unworthy to remain in the presence of such awesomeness, and decide to jump off a cliff.

I wish I had a better computer.

You now have the best computer on the market. Unfortunately it is possessed by a cyber ghost who refuses to let you do what you want or leave it ever again.

I wish that didn't sound like Jones got married.