If Then

Then Orion Pax would never ascend

If Megatron were to become a Prime

Then the mind-bending contradiction would ruin Transformers forever

If Transformers ended

Then HASBRO would try and fail to replace it

If that left only Ponies

Then I'm done with Hasbro

If I were done with Hasbro

Then nothing would stop you from inacting plan Sigma

If Jones starts plan Sigma

Then everything's going to hell

If I succeed

Then even hell is going to hell

If Jones is stopped

Then I take Ynot down with me

If Ynot goes down with me

Then you both crash on the floor.

If DRJ and Ynot were actually in an asylum the whole time..

Then it is most certainly Arkham Asylum

If Joker threw the Asylum into chaos?

Then I would break out and tear a swathe of destruction through this once great city

If Batman tried to stop me

Then Blackholes.

If Wormholes instead?

Then I would end up on another planet

If I took over that planet

That planet would be Cybertron.

If DRJ has taken over Cybertron

Then it's a bad time to be Bumblebee

If I killed Bumblebee

Then we have found the cause of the Second Cybetronian war

If Jones is slain in this War?

Then the Decepticons shall avenge me

If they avenge me

Then Autobots will rebuff their efforts

If the Autobots use Omega Supreme to step on the Cons?

Then the 'Cons will summon Trypticon to go Godzilla on the Autobots in response

If Omega and Trypticon got into a fight

Then everything explodes

If Superman was raised in Africa instead of America

He'd still be Superman, but for Africa.

If Batman and Superman switched origins

Then DC comics would make no sense.

If this didn't imply it makes sense NOW

Then they would refuse to sell you any more comics

If Ynot was still allowed to buy comics

Then he would still find these comics nonsensical.

If Ynot....

idk

If Klak had bothered to finish his sentence

Then Jones would realize that no sentence in this game is complete until the next post, and that we've done things like just a name or subject before, my case and point

If Sparkling Vampires

Then Twilight.

If wooden stakes

Then Van Helsing

If running Zombies

Then 28 Days Later.

If we get guns to protect ourselves from the zombies

Then Juggernaut Zombies

If Rocket launchers are used for Juggernaut zombies

Then let's hope North Korea doesn't figure out how to do that

If they do

Then the Juggernauts would be deafeated

If family comes unexpectedly

Then pretend you're not home

If they see through your ruse

Then Fire Hose

If this fails

Then grenades

If that fails as well

Then your family is some sturdy people

If all else fails

Then open the briefcase

If you open the briefcase

Then run like hell.

If the other team has the Australium

Then we have to take it back.

If we get the Australium

Then we fire the rocket

If all is seen by the Eye of Sauron

Then Sauron has seen me post.

If Sauron joined BZPB

Then he would turn out to be an excellent RPer

If we made him an admin

Then he would take over our minds, and would Rp with himself

If the Reds overtake the Blues

Then I shall attack the Reds so the Blues can overtake them again

If Ynot understood why I did that

Then Ynot wold most certainly further support the Reds

If the War ended, and the Reds and Blues found themselves on the same side

Then Yellows would appear to attack them both

If the Yellows won

Then the Freelancers would have to step up and take back their employers

If Private Tucker says 'Bow chicka bow wow' one more time

Then you shall kill him

If Ynot is arrested for murder

Then I can BREAK THESE CUFFS!

If the police S**t themselves when I do

Then you shall be surrounded by very smelly policemen

If Ynot runs away from the stink