If Then

Then we'd at least have a paddle

If Kon were the Avatar

Then We'd only have the paddle

If Addy was the Avatar

Then he'd object to us having a paddle

If Ferret were the Avatar

We'd have a Motorboat, 3 days worth of food snacks included, bottled water, emergency cash and a functioning GPS

If Shroom was the Avatar

We'd all have black eyes

If Maly were the Avatar

We'd be in an orgy on camera with no boat, no paddle, only floaty toys.

If I was the Avatar

Then we would have balance.

If I were Amon

Then there would be rebellion against the makers of fruit rollups

If Jones were Amon

Then there would be a rebellion against production companies that put out bad music.

If Kon were Amon

There would be no rebellion

If Shroom were Amon

Then everyone would have black eyes

If Kon were Amon

Then he would make a revolution about the portrayal of cyclops in the media, or do what Ynot said. Or both.

If Amon were a member of BZPB

Then We would have some meta S**t gong on here

If Klak were Ironman

Then my Tony Stark would intensify.

If Ynot were Iron Man

Then the suit would be bigger

If Malygos were Iron Man

Then we'd never be saved.

If Shroom were Ironman

Then he'd be a robot in a robot suit

If Ferret were Iron Man

Then she'd be the manliest Fe-Male ever.

If Jones were Ironman

Then Iron Man would be someone with an interest in classic rock. Wait....

If DRJ were Loki

Then you'd still be at eye-level with me when you knelt

If JS were Loki

Then he would actually be Loki.

If Kon were Loki

There would be no pranks.

If gryphons were real...

Then you would be one

If unicorns were real

I'd kill them all...

If gryphons were the dominant species....

Then they'd fight each other long enough for another species to take the stage.

If Decepticons took the stage

Then everyone would boo them

If they attacked

Then they would be defeated by the Autobots.

If Optimus Prime ran for President

Then he'd have a bigger White House built.

If Megatron was his running mate

Then there would be a coup attempt the moment Optimus is inaugurated.

If Megatron successfully overthrows President Optimus Prime

Then Starscream would commit his own coup

If he succeeded in overthrowing President Megatron

Then Bumblebee would assassinate him

If Bumblebee leads

Then the people would overthrow him

If the US were ruled by humans again

Then Simmons from Sector 7 would be president.


If he selected Selina Meyer as his Veep

Then Veep would get a reboot

If a Dalek was the Secretary of State

Then his diplomacy style would be "EX-TER-MIN-ATION".

If the Dalek were impeached for killing someone and found guilty, then removed from his post....

He would exterminate the Senate during the trial

If he got away

Then we would have to track him.

If we found him.

Then he would try to kill us

If he shot Kon

Then Kon would be screaming "MEDIC!" at the top of his lungs.

If the Medic healed Kon