If Then

Then Ynot would eat two oranges

If there was even more to this

Then he would live in a citrus bliss.

If he brushed his teeth before this

Then the oranges would taste bad

If he lost all he had

Then that would be sad.

If this made him mad

Then he would run

If he came back with a bun

Then I would also bring a gun

If I were to use this gun on my mouth

Then you would be dead

If your obituary was never read

Then I wouldn't know, cause I'd be dead, and would not have the ability to give a S**t

If the human collective went through another Renaissance of the mind

Then we would call it "Head out of the Sand".

If the words "human collective" didn't bother Ayn Rand

Then we'd all roll our eyes

If anyone outside America cared about Ayn Rand anyway

Then there would be more Objectivists.

If everyone instead became a Kronkite or a Brogre

Then there would also be more Bronies

If the Bronies successfully assimilated these groups

Then we would have a lot more MLP/Emperor's New Clothes fanart

If we did

Then we would take it too far.

If the Brogres and Kronkites assimilate the Bronies instead

Then we would still have lots of MLP/Emperor's New Clothes fan art

If we didn't

Then the world wouldn't change much.

If the next person were to found and rule their own nation

Then I would encourage all of you to move there

If the flag was the BZPB forum logo

Then it would be the second best flag ever.

If all of the BZPB veterans were elected as leaders of the Council/Parliament.

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Then it would be the best system of government ever devised

If there was a civil war

Then I would point out that there already has been, three I think. We survived those well enough, this one will be no different

If Jones got a Job

Then it would most likely be boring

If it were interesting

Then that would be ideal

If we all had entertaining and well paying jobs

Then we would be on BZPB less.

If this happened

Then everyone would panic!

If we kill one little ole mayor

That would suck.

If The Joker died

That would not suck

If Joker ha a son with Harley

Then he would grow up to be perfectly sane and balanced

If he did

Then he would clash with his father.

If he did

Then the resulting war would devastate Gotham

If Batman stepped in

Then the war would stop.

If Batman were Robin

Then Robin would be Batman

If there were no Robin

Then there would be Katana.

If we all became Beware The Batman characters

Then I would be forced to know what that is

If I found out

Then your interest would be piqued.

If DRJ suddenly became a fan of said show

Then your Tumblr dashboard would be full of posts about it

If it were

Then I would be all "oh tumblr".

If I said that

Then nothing would happen

If something did

Then it would likely be an army of raptors arriving at Kon's house to beg for money.

If Kon gave them money

Then he would just be encouraging them

If they arrived at your house and demanded more money

Then I would tell them that I don't have enough.

If they suddenly started asking for food

Then you would empty your fridge and still not have enough to give it to them all

If they chose to storm your house

Then Klak is Raptor Food

If one of us were to save him riding a Graboid

Then Syndrome would arrive with his Omnidroid

If we knew why

Then we would know he was trying to save me to use me for a complex scheme to kill supers.

If I defied him

Then he would blast you down a waterfall

If you survived

Then I would have hid near a skeleton.

If Syndrome thinks I'm dead

Then he would embark on his mission of world domination

If he remembered that world domination wasn't his actual goal

Then he would kill all the Supers and profit

If Batman Stopped him

He does, but he is then assassinated by the Kardashians.

If we knew why they did that

Then we would be a little closer to knowing how

If we knew how