If Then

Then we would become filthy rich

If we became filthy rich

Then Klak and Kon would no doubt spend all our money on an Eiffel Tower-sized statue of Yon

If this was deemed the Eighth Wonder of the World

Then


If

Then I would refuse to leave

If I was forced to leave anyway

You land on Cybertron.

If everyone on Cybertron recognized DRJ as the guy who tried to conquer their planet back in Wish Corruption

Then I would not survive long

If Megatron forced me to join the Decepticons in return for saving me

Then You would finally get to be the Decepticon you always dreamed you were

If the moon were to grow a face and stare at you all day

Then I would hide inside a windowless room

If the moon could see through walls

Then it would stare at you endlessly.

If DRJ tried hiding underground

Then I would run out of oxygen and die

If the moon kept looking at my corpse

Then the creepiness factor increases to new heights.

If this happened

Then we would realize we were watching a horror film all along

If it was real

Then we have just realized that we have entered the Twilight Zone

If this were a game

Then you would have lost it ( )

If David Cameron decides to say "The Game is up"

Then most people would shrug it off

If the Pope came on national TV and announced that he has lost the Game

Then we would all lose.

If an aliens sacrificed DRJ to Cthulhu

Then Cthulhu would be displeased with teh meager offering and demand more

If we offered him a Princess whose Heart is Pure?

Then he would put her in another castle

If we looked for her

Then she would ALWAYS be in another castle, for at least 9 castles.

If We were to simply slay him first, instead of hunting for the princess

Then we still wouldn't know where the princess was

If we forced him to tell us before we killed him

Then he would state she was in the cake on that table over there, which is shaped like a castle.

If the princess is not in this castle shaped cake

Then we would simply eat what was left of it

If it was poisoned

Then clearly the cake was a lie AND a trap.

If there are over 9000 castles to check for the princess

Then we should just give up

If there were only 9 castles

Then we should keep looking!

If we somehow found the princess in the 8th castle

Then we could look for another princess

If she was in the first castle

Then we missed her.

If we felt like going back

Then we would defy video game logic.

If there were multiple princesses there when we got back

Then we would have to fight in a war of succession.

If none of the princesses win said war

Then it is clearly because they are Princesses of differing countries.

If one of them were but a child

Then her father would be the one who truly has the power.

If these princesses decided to put aside their differences and invade Polgium, Britain, and the US

Then they would be invading a country that doesn't exist

If they only invaded countries that existed

Then they would invade the UK and the US.

If we successfully repelled their invasion

Then they will fall back to assaulting Poland

If they succeed

Then the country might actually be ran better

If it was

Then I wish you luck with your new rulers

If the forecast calls for the Apocalypse on Monday, Ragnarok on Tuesday and Armageddon on Wednesday

Then I have a busy schedule.

If this made sense

Then nothing else does

If pineapples

Then fruit.

If fruit

Then Fruit Salad

If Yummy yummy

Then Wiggles.

If Wiggles

Then Chief Wiggum

If Chief Wiggum

Then Ralphy

If Ralphy

Then you're gonna wreck it!

If I'm gonna fix it

Then Bob the Builder

If Bob the Builder

Then Mythbusters will take it down

If Mythbusters take it down

Then I reject your reality

If I substitute my own

Then we are all stuck inside of a Rush album.

If Ynot knew a way to escape

Then I wouldn't.

If I instead get us stuck in a Red Hot Chili Peppers album

Then I would want to go back to the Rush album

If we were stuck in a Yes album instead