[GAME] Wish corruption

Bane BREAK the Bat!

I wish Superman would stop Bane from Breaking the Bat

He does, but Doomsday stabs him in the back.

I wish we wouldn't have to go through this nonsense!

There is no more nonsense.

I wish Ynot had made a wish!

That brings back the nonsense you wished away

I wish humanity wasn't so stupid

We are now all so intelligent we can't stand being around each other.

I wish we kept our intelligence but could still interact!

We do, but our interactions are still slightly hostile.

I wish we had no hostility!

We are all as peaceful as the Dalai Lama , allowing for any ET invaders to walk in and vaporize and or enslave us without a fight.

I wish there were still a cult of humans that were War Mongers, ready to fight off these invaders.

This cult repels the invaders, but takes over the world.

I wish we would establish order and take down this cult!

We do, but we have to use our entire nuclear arsenal to take them down, poisoning the Earth.

I wish the Earth wouldn't be poisoned.

It isn't poisoned, but it's now run by gorillas.

I wish someone would make sense of this!

That person is now the smartest person in the entire galaxy. *headshot* Was.

I wish Spaghetti O's for all

We all get Spaghetti O's, but they are expired.

I wish they weren't expired!

Uh-Oh! We are swamped by Spaghetti O's

I wish I could be hired at a job I would be happy in for the rest of my days

You are, but you have to work with Hollow Ynot and a swarm of wasps with French accents who don't sting, but talk about things no one cares about constantly.

I wish Ynot were in a better job.

I am now in my dream job, tormenting people without repercussion and being PAID to do it.

I wish More people found their dream job

(How the hell would working with French Wasps allow me to be happy to the end of my days?)

They do, but now we don't have people doing certain needed jobs, like cleaning.

I wish the world was clean again!

(It's Wish Corruption, it's not supposed to make sense. Plus, the wasps don't sting! )

It is, but now we all go blind from the shine.

I wish we kept our eyesight.

We now see with the eyesight of mantis shrimp

I wish we had the best of all known senses

We do, but now we are dogs that can see in all sorts of colors.

I wish we would be human again.

We now are humans that can detect anything. Including each others thoughts

I wish we wouldn't intrude without permission

We can't intrude with permission either.

I wish we could still intrude with permission.

Everyone goes around asking if they can read your thoughts like a newspaper

I wish I was omnipresent

You have now been separated into a bunch of subatomic particles and spread all throughout the universe.

I wish someone would restore Ynot to his original form!

They do, but they choose to do so in the Arctic.

I wish Ynot wouldn't freeze to death.

I don't, but instead become Mr. Freeze

I wish to ice over anyone who ever got in my way

The first person who gets in your way is the Pyro. Enjoy your fight!

I wish Ynot would win.

Ynot does, but now the entire RED team is angry at him.

I wish Ynot would defeat them too!

I am now Blu teams AntiPyro

I wish this would be implemented in TF2

It will be, in 2043.

I wish it would happen earlier!

It does now! It's called shooting them as a Sniper from afar. But now, you are not allowed to have anything protecting you from the Spy right behind you.

I wish someone would get that Spy!

They do, but they are then gunned down by a Heavy.

I wish someone would stop that Heavy!

They do, but they are bonked by a Scoot

I wish someone would stop that Scoot!

Someone does, by crashing the server and ending the game.

I wish the game would restart!

Chocoman starts building his base

I wish Chocoman would build a sturdier base

It's not sturdy enough to withstand the asteroid that just hit it.

I wish it was sturdy enough.

Then it stands tall

If Chocoman thinks he can BREAK THESE CUFFS!

Wrong game.

No wishes from either of you. WE'RE TEARING THIS SITE APART!

I wish we would fix this broken game!

We do, but only at the cost of all term limits on political positions being abolished.

I wish term limits were back!

They return, stricter than ever

I wish everyone would work towards their dreams

They work towards them, but never achieve them.

I wish they'd achieve their dreams.

Some dreams conflict, creating massive collisions

I wish we could all live together peacefully

We now lack the ability to stand up for our rights should the need arise.

I wish we could do that again.

We can, but only if we kiss Julian Assange.

I wish there was some other way of standing up for our rights!

It involves kissing random guys on the street.

I wish we could find a way of standing up for our rights that didn't involve kissing.

We now shake hands instead. With the dirtiest person in a mile radius

I wish that person would take a shower regularly

He does, but now we have to shake hands with the second dirtiest person.

I wish everyone would take a shower regularly.

Everyone does, but this causes those who are allergic to water to protest (being allergic to water would suck, wouldn't it? D:)

I wish they would be satisfied

They are, but now no one else is.

I wish we were all satisfied.