[GAME] Wish corruption

They got the order wrong.

I wish the correct and good pizza would arrive on time

It does, but you don't have enough money to pay for it.

I wish Ynot had enough money to pay for the correct and good pizza.

I do, but it is in a foreign denomination

I wish the intended recipient of this pizza could finally get it

They do, but they can't pay for it either.

I wish they could.

They can, but now the pizza is cold.

I wish we had a microwave to heat it up.

It comes alive with the power of the All Spark and destroys the Pizza

I wish I had a traditional Japanese katana

You can only use it when some very specific conditions are met, and you're not told what they are.

I wish Ynot knew the conditions!

He does, but using the katana requires paperwork and permits.

I wish Ynot would meet these conditions and fill that paperwork!

He fills out the paperwork, and sends it to the relevant authorities. However, it gets lost in the mail, and instead of reaching the feds, it arrives at the home of an 80-year-old Mexican man.

I wish he'd send it back!

He does, but the Mexican man accidentally replaces one of the forms with a coupon for a local department store.

I wish Ynot would get the missing form!

I get the missing form, refile, and it reaches the feds, only to be declined for my mental stability.

I wish they saw the irony of this, and anticipated what would follow

You can't attack a government building like you planned, because a leprechaun has stolen all tour weapons!

I wish Ynot wouldn't declare war on Ireland as a result!

He doesn't, but due to his aforementioned mental instability, he declares war on everyone else.

I wish Ynot would make peace!

He does, but only once the entirety of Nauru has been wiped out.

I wish he'd made peace earlier!

I do, but because of my lack of conquest, we loose the Key to Nongu for ever.

I wish Klak was a fish on my dish.

He is, but the Scout shows up and slaps you with him.

I wish I was that Scout!

You are, but Klak has a rare disease that turns human to fish on contact. You and I are now Fish

I wish I could make it back to the sea before I died

You do, but it's off the coast of Japan.

I wish Ynot would be somewhere else!

He is now on a metallic sea on Liquid Metallicon.

I wish we would all turn into humans, and save Ynot from certain death!

We die in the process.

I wish we'd all survive.

We do, but we somehow find ourselves in Scout's apartment. And he's angry about all the fish.

I wish we could escape Scout's anger!

We do, but just as we escape the apartment, we are confronted by Heavy.

I wish that he was going after Scout instead.

He is, but Scout runs so fast, he trips and falls. On us.

I wish Heavy would get off of us, and that Malygos would post.

As you can make only one wish, Malygos's post is delayed until the next post.

I wish Malygos would post!

He does, but not in the RPG.

I wish Malygos would post in the RPG!

He does, but the post only consists of one word: "lesbians".

I wish it would be longer!

He posts "More Lesbians"

I wish he would post with a lengthy reply to all relevant plots in a context that forwards them

He does, but he somehow manages to fit the word 'lesbians' into every. Single. Sentence.

I wish he wouldn't do this.

We now have a coherent post, to bad the next person wont reply for another month.

I wish what the second half of what I said was a lie.

It is. They won't reply for two months.

I wish they'd reply the very next day!

They do, with "Pie"

I wish I had pie

It is tuna pie.

I wish tuna pie existed.

It does, in Japan

I wish my pie was not Tuna flavored, but instead pumpkin

It is. Pumkin emerges from your pie and harasses you for food.

I wish we could stop Pumkin

We do, but only by sacrificing all spaghetti bolognese in the world.

I wish the price wasn't that high.

It isn't that high anymore, but it's still pretty high.

I wish we knew what the price was!

We do, but it's still too high.

I wish it were acceptable.

It is now an acceptable price, but the product is used.

I wish I could consume ALL the media

Congratulations, you have now eaten all the media in the world. Thanks a lot.

I wish he could watch/read/play all the media instead.

I do, but it disappears as I do, from every single persons mind, physical, and digital manifestations of it

I wish it wouldn't

It doesn't, but all the soundtracks are replaced with Friday.

I wish you were spared this onslaught.

He is, but at the cost of an arm and leg. Literally.

I wish someone would give Ynot his limbs back!

He receives Russian-made prosthetics which frequently malfunction.

I wish the prosthetics were of better quality.

They are now on par with Ed Elric's, but I get his angst and go on a quest to get them back

I wish I had a companion

They're an NCR soldier from Fallout. Enjoy the never-ending complaints about the heat and the lack of gambling.

I wish Ynot had a less annoying companion.

I am now accompanied by you

I wish this adventure will be a fun one

It is, but we die in the end.

I wish we survived.

We wind up on Crematoria,a planet in the Igneon System, noteworthy for its extreme temperatures and triple-max prison.

I wish we had a reliable guide to help us escape

We do, but halfway through the escape he is shot in the head.

I wish he hadn't been.

The comedic relief girl we picked up on the way does, instead.

I wish I had some more Grape Nuts Cereal