[GAME] Wish corruption

He is now a New Avenger, due to the regular Avengers dying or out of this dimension.

I wish War Machine has fun with the noobs.

He does, by killing every single one of them.

I wish he wouldn't do that!

He instead invests in Western Poland

I wish Nintendo would stop with the gimmicky controllers and get back to hard core gaming mechanics

They do, with disastrous results.

I wish to be rid of my American accent!

You do, but it is replaced by the thickest Chinese accent for some reason.

I wish DRJ had a Scottish accent!

He now sounds like Grounds Keeper Willie, including the drunkenness

I wish I had more money

You receive 2 cents!

I wish Ynot had the amount of money he wanted!

He does. Ynot is now Bill Gates.

I wish I would become slightly rich enough to solve certain problems I have!

You are now Paris Hilton

I wish Klak didn't loose his intelligence

I don't lose it, and become Robert Kiyosaki.

I wish Ynot and I would voluntarily help the less fortunate.

You do, but you are not allowed to do it outside of Monaco.

I wish Klak and Ynot could voluntarily help people outside of Monaco!

We help all, but evil overlords request our aide

I wish I could better manage my time

You do, but only for a week.

I wish Ynot knew how to better manage his time for the rest of his life!

He can, but he dies soon after.

I wish Ynot would live so he could manage his time.

I manage my time so efficiently I become a model taught to children in school

I wish GregF wasn't trolling with his April 1st Announcment

GregF wasn't trolling. However, the person who hacked his account was trolling. (FYI that's what actually happened)

I wish to not have so many tests in school.

Yo now only have 1 Megatest a the end of the year, with no break, and determines 90% of you grade.

I wish Google Fiber would come to Clearwater, Fl

It does, but it is secretly a doomsday device by Google.

I wish that made sense.

In order for it to make sense, it has to be moved to all of southern Florida instead

I wish I had a genie

You do, but it will corrupt any wish you make.

I wish the genie would become this game.

It does, but the wishes will be corrupted even more.

I wish I was born in the Hacker Republic

Since Hacker Republic is a fictional website, you now only exist on the internet.

I wish Klak existed in real life!

The internet is now Real Life.

I wish for better segregation of the darker side of the internets

It is better, but not good enough. You are now trapped on the dark side.

I wish Ynot were free!

He is, but only free in the Soviet sense of the word.

I wish Ynot were free in the democratic sense of the word!

I am now bound by politicians

I wish i was truely free

You are, but no one else is.

I wish Ynot would free everyone!

He does, but now no one wants to do anything.

I wish they would stop being so lazy!

People are now killing each other like a Zombie Apocalypse

Um...
All my wishes just got granted....
Can i have a ham sandwich?

It is poisoned!

I wish Ynot could have an un-poisoned ham sandwich!

My Ham Sandvich is stolen by a scoot

I wish Spah would back stab Scoot and take my Sandvich back

The Heavy promptly guns down the Scout and takes the Sandvich.

I wish the Heavy would give it back to Ynot.

Heavy gives Ynot the sandwich back, but it is poisoned.

I wish Heavy knew how to share sandwiches

Ynot teaches Heavy to sharé b giving h'm his sandvich

I wish Heavy would not realize that sandvich is poison.

He doesn't, because the Sniper shoots him in the head before he eats it.

I wish that Sniper was on the BLU team!

Blu sniper eats the poisoned Sandvich

I wish I could just get a nice Sandwich to enjoy and be done here

You do, but RED sniper shoots you after you finish it.

I wish the RED sniper would be backstabbed!

He is, but by a really noobish BLU spy who ends up being captured.

I wish we could save the spy!

We can, but most of our team is killed in the attempt.

I wish we had taken most of the REDs down with us!

Most of them are, but the one person left happens to be a noclipping permanent-uber heavy. Oh dear.

I wish hackers in this thread were banned!

They are, but they're allowed outside this thread.

I wish they were banned everywhere.

They are, but now no one can avenge Julian Assange.

I wish Julian Assange would finally meet JS!

He does, but Assange is then arrested.

I wish he was freed!

Assange is freed just long enough for JS to remeet and torture him

I wish This was Sparta

It is now Sparta, and you are kicked down a well.

I wish there was plenty of food, water and climbing gear that the horse that was kicked down there a while ago left for Ynot.

There is, but the horse angrily leaves Ynot and escapes on his own.

I wish we could protect Shroom from the horse!

Shroom is safe from the horse, as it is trying to eat Klak instead

I wish Klak would survive this attempted mauling

Klak does, but he has lost a limb.

I wish I knew how to replace said limb

You are now The Lizard, nemesis of Spiderman.

I wish Spiderman would on easy on Lizard Klak

He does, but Batman shows up and he is considerably less kind.

I wish Bane would distract Batman!