[GAME] Wish corruption

It's been poisoned by Yon.

I wish we could feed all the poisoned cereal to Yon.

We do, but he' somehow immune

I wish he was immediately impaled

He is, but he still survives.

I wish he didn't.

You do, but it is expired.

I wish Ynot would have cereal that isn't expired

It's not expired, but it's still poisoned.

I wish Klak hadn't forgotten to read the last page.

He did, but makes the same post for irony purposes

I really wish people would stop doing things for the Irony

They do it for the edginess instead.

I wish the site hadn't lied to me.

It has no longer lied to you

I wish I knew what Klak was talking about

You do, but then you forget.

I wish you could remember.

I do, but it's no longer relevant

I wish we had more active and constructive members

They only post in Italian.

I wish they'd post in English.

They do, but in Old English.

I wish they'd post in modern day English.

They do, but in Liverpudlian slang.

I wish I had a pet sloth called Jim

He bites you in the crotch.

I wish he hadn't done that.

He doesn't, instead he bites your crotch.

I wish Heat would change his name to "Warmth"

I do. This wish requires no corruption, the name being terrible enough.

I wish Kon and Klak would have different names again.

We do, but together our names spell out a summoning spell.

I wish someone would stop that creature from being summoned

We do it by summoning an even worse creature.

I wish we could just give up summoning.

We no longer have a way to force appearances from reclusive members

I wish we were all filthy rich

We are, but our wealth is in doge coins.

I wish they were in $$$$.

They are, but we are forced at gunpoint to convert our wealth into bitcoins and transfer them to a gun runner.

I wish we could keep our wealth!

We do, for ten seconds. It is then taken away by gremlins.

I wish we would take back what is ours!

We do, but we must blow up the Statue of Liberty in the process.

I wish the Statue survived!

It does, but it now looks like Gary Busey.

I wish the Statue of Liberty was normal again!

It is, but we must sacrifice the Eiffel Tower.

I wish all monuments were intact again!

Theye are, now landmarks are being burned and blasted apart

I wish the world would remain intact

The rest of the universe explodes around us.

I wish the universe would remain intact.

The multiverse implodes in on itself instead

I wish all realms of time and space would remain intact

They do, but now time doesn't move.

I wish all was well again.

Until the Fire Nation Attacked

I wish we lived ina world where we could defend ourselves

We try, but we still lose, because the comet comes early this time.

I wish we had won.

We do, and the world lives happily ever after

I wish the Spirit Nation would attack

They do, and enslave us all.

I wish we successfully rebelled.

We do, killing them all.

I wish we still had a way to keep our world in balance without the spirits

We do, but it involves annual human sacrifices to Charles Manson.

I wish we could find a better way.

We create new spirits who are more war crazed then the last

I wish for a fish on a dish

You get this fish on a dish, but it is not the fish that you find to be delish.

I wish I did not have to use the term "delish"

You instead used the term Cthulhu

I wish we could turn the dial all the way up to eleven kuels

It causes the entirety of Florida to explode.

I wish the consequences were less destructive.

They are. Now only half of Florida explodes.

I wish the consequences weren't destructive at all!

They are not, but in doing so, you are all forced to learn what Kuel is

I wish you all knew what a kuel was

I have double the amount of kuel knowledge, and am now a kuel expert. Everyone else is either a kuel expert or knows enough about it to get around.

I wish people wouldn't eat tofu

Tofu is now extinct

I wish Malygos would post

He does, in this topic.

I wish he'd post in the RPGs.

He does, avoiding the plots you are involved in

I wish that bit of insanity off site would result in people joining

They're all Reddit users.

I wish they weren't.

They are instead 4Chan Users

I wish All of BZPB had functioning PS3s and Vitas with a massive library of games for both systems

They have all of this, but never use them.

I wish they used these libraries!

(What insanity? Pls do tell in a PM, as I can't Skype atm)

We can only do so once a year.

I wish we could use them all the time.

We do, but this grabs the attention of a local Vashta Nerada swarm.

I wish they would go away!