[GAME] Wish corruption

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I wish I could think of a good wish

You do, but these wishes are so good, they cannot be corrupted, thus breaking the game.

I wish we could fix this thing!

The game is now fixed, but at the cost of letting Janusz Korwin-Mikke onto the forum.

I wish we wouldn't have to do that!

We don't, but now we have to let in someone else to the forum.

I wish I knew who this person was!

We now know it is Barry Allen

I wish Lex Luthor knew who that was

He does, he just still doesn't know who Wally West is.


I wish Lex knew who Wally was!

He discovers a terrible truth: Wally West is W.West.

I wish I were Wally West like this implies!

You are now Kid Flash, the second fastest person on the planet, scratch that, thri...fourth.

I wish We could all bend reality to our wills

So can the enemy.

I wish only we could!

Our worlds clash drastically, creating paradoxes

I wish we could create our own worlds that connect, but exist separately.

There can only be two new worlds at a time. If a third person wishes to create their own world, another person's world must be erased.

I wish this rule did not exist.

It doesn't, but now none of us can bend the world to our will.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

You leave the parking break on, eventually breaking it

I wish I had a Time Traveling DeLorean

You land in the path of a speeding train, like Marty did in the third movie.

I wish Ynot could keep his DeLorean.

He does, but it's still broken.

I wish Ynot could fix his Delorean!

He can, but only if he agrees to assassinate the President of Djibouti.

I wish he could get the parts another way!

This other way involves a deal with Libyan terrorists.


I wish Ynot could get away from these terrorists!

He can, but he then falls into the hands of the Daleks.

I wish he could escape!

I do, but at the permanent cost of the Doctor.

I wish a studio exec would make this appear to be the case before his next reincarnation.

They do, but the new Doctor is Steven Moffat himself.

I wish they'd get an actual actor to play him.

They do, but he is Tommy Wiseau.

I wish we saw the bright side in this.

The bright side is that it is not Eddie Murphy

I wish I could escape my reality

You do, but you walk into a world where everyone is Genghis Khan.

I wish the Khans weren't angry!

They are instead very happy, especially as they stab Ynot to death.

I wish they wouldn't do this.

They instead start having Unbirthday Parties for everone whose birthday it isn't

I wish I could fly from here

You are now trapped in a Yes song.

I wish it was me instead!

It is, but it isn't a Yes song you like.

I wish DRJ would appear in a Yes song he liked!

It is a song that doesn't exist yet, and therefore, neither does he.

I wish I could think more clearly and more descriptively

You do, but you describe things so much you forget to get to the point.

I wish Ynot would become a scion of balance in this aspect.

I am now a professional writer, with no time for this place.

I wish We could all meet in person

We do, but it ends up being awkward.

I wish the awkwardness would go away.

We are now very bold with each other.

I wish that didn't have such unfortunate implications!

It now means shouts of manliness at the attendants of what ever theme park we are attending

I wish Asved and Yon could join us

I stab them both to death.

I wish I had more restraint.

You do, so you only stab Yon to death instead.

I wish we could bring back Yon.

He leads a military coup, and becomes dictator of Switzerland.

I wish we could free the Swiss.

The Swiss enslave the Polish

I wish the Polish were free!

We instead conquer Estonia.

I wish we didn't do that.

Soviet Russia conquers you

I wish They'd stop at Poland and not try to do so to any other contries

They stop at Poland, and don't try to conquer anyone else, but now DRJ lives under Communist rule.

I wish we could rescue DRJ!

Half the search party is killed, but the other half successfully extracts DRJ

I wish we could bring back the ones we lost by sacrificing the blood of our enemies

They come back, but as Communist zombies.

I wish people would stop saying 'Soviet Russia'.

(It's like calling the United States 'United California'. Just.....stop.)

They do, but now they say Soviet Soviet.

I wish people would call it the Soviet Union!

The USSR returns, raising awareness of its true name.

I wish it wouldn't come back!

It doesn't, but for some reason we still have Stalin running around pulling down people's pants.

I wish we'd lock him up!

We do, but he breaks out.

I wish he was locked up in a maximum-security prison.

He is, but he keeps pulling down the pants of other inmates.

I wish we could sedate him and put him in solitary confinement.

Yezhov arrives with a commando unit to break him out!

I wish we could fight them off.

We do successfully. But the pizza arrived late.

I wish the pizza arrived on time!

It does, but it sucks.

I wish the good pizza would arrive on time.